ex for a reason!
pairing: kim namjoon x female reader
summary: you’d do anything just to beat namjoon’s exe’s ass just once. anything.
genre: est. relationship, idol!joon, crack, fluff
warnings: cursing, an ex, yn’s bestfriend cockblocks! — yn is a girlboss in my eyes
authors note: this song was playing and the idea came into my mind so i thought i’d share lmao cause i’d definitely be down to throw hands with an ex like this
word count: 1.7K + a screenshot at the end!
likes & reblogs appreciated ♡
now playing: ex for a reason [summer walker]
“Honestly, I think I should beat her ass once and for all.”
“Who’s ass?”
Your boyfriend’s voice startled you, causing you to drop your phone into your lap and for your friend to bust out in fits of giggles. You mentally cussed her out.
“Hey Joonie!” Your eyes darted to the clock on the kitchen counter and back to him. “You’re home surprisingly early. Everything okay?” You tried sounding less annoyed than you were, because your boyfriend didn’t do anything wrong.
Prior to your phone call with your friend - who was still laughing their ass off - you saw that Namjoon’s ex decided to post a photo of them together on Twitter. Of course, because she was known by ARMY, many speculated that the two got back together.
You’re not intimidated by her at all, no. You even think that in a different scenario, the two of you could be really good friends. But over the past four years, she’s done nothing but petty little moves to make you feel like crap. Now, you’re begging the universe for just one chance to beat the shit out of her. You’re not even a violent person!
“Uh - is that Jia on the phone?” You snapped your head down to your lap as their laugh came to a stop and gave Namjoon a quick hello.
“Yeah, but Jia was just about to hang up! Isn’t that right, bestie?” Your teeth were clenched as you gave her a tight smile, and before they could protest, you hung up on her.
Sometime between the ten seconds of you hanging up on Jia, Namjoon put his stuff down and plopped himself next to you on the couch. He waited for you to put your phone on the coffee table in front of you, before laying on you and burying his face in your chest. You were already laying down comfortably, but everytime Namjoon rested his weight on you, it brought you even more comfort.
But right now, you were also annoyed. You wanted to ask him if he’s seen Twitter yet, but then again, you didn’t want to think about the topic. You wanted to relax in your man’s embrace. As you rightfully should.
“Before you ask, I’ve seen it. Told one of our managers to handle it. You don’t need to beat her ass.” Well forget trying to ignore the situation. Namjoon’s voice vibrated against your chest, his words coming out muffled yet clearly for your reassurance. “As much as I’d love to see that, I’d prefer you to stay out of jail.”
You rolled your eyes, before sighing and dropping your head on the armrest. “Come on — just once and maybe she’ll learn her place, I don’t know! I haven’t done shit to her.” Except ‘steal her man’ as she says. Can’t steal what wasn’t hers. “Last time we saw her in public, she just looked like she wanted to throw hands. I’m down for it too.”
Namjoon chuckled, lifting his head up to meet your eyes. His gaze made you feel even smaller under him, eyes enough to bring heat to your cheeks. He brought one of his free hands to pull your face down to his and pressed a chaste kiss to your lips. You melted in the kiss, sighing in his mouth. You pouted when he pulled away.
“Let’s not worry about that for now, Jagiya. I came to nap. Let’s do it, yeah?”
You were definitely beating homegirl’s ass next time you saw her. It was definitely on sight.
Not only did you wake up to Jia spamming your phone with a shit ton of screenshots, you also woke up to Twitter slandering your name for ‘ruining a perfectly good relationship’.
Namjoon hasn’t woken up yet, his snoring filling the silence of your shared home. His arms were wrapped around your body, and his cheek was pressed against your upper abdomen. He looked peaceful. You, on the other hand, were anything but peaceful.
Apparently, Yujin - the ex whose name leaves a bitter taste in your mouth - took it upon herself to post ‘proof’ that you homewrecked her and Namjoon’s relationship. A relationship that ended nearly six years ago.
Namjoon had been in a dark place at the time, with BTS gaining a lot of popularity, the hate followed as well. You met him while taking a walk through the park five years ago, and you remembered the way he spilled his problems to you unexpectedly.
Which is why you’re so defensive over this whole situation.
You could care less how the media portrayed you, really. But when you’re connected to the leader of the world’s biggest boyband, you have to watch yourself at times. Namjoon had gone through more than enough in his career, and you weren’t going to let yourself be the reason people speak negatively about him.
A light ding! from your phone broke you out of your thoughts as you picked it up to see a text from Jia.
jiji [06:34PM]: biiiitch she’s doing too much
jiji [06:34PM]: homegirl went live to ‘tell her side of the story’ lololol
Scoffing, you opened your texts and before you could respond, Jia had already sent another message.
jiji [06:35PM]: help i think she’s fake crying
“Baby?” Your eyes darted to what once was Namjoon’s sleeping figure, his gaze set on yours. He blinked them a bit to get used to the dim lighting from your cell phone before speaking up again. “When did you wake up?”
“Not too long ago,” you replied softly. Looking at him had your chest swelling with warmth, causing you to lean down and sneak a kiss on his forehead. He grinned at your gesture, dropping his head back down on your chest and gripping you tighter.
“Missed you, my love.” He peppered kisses on your clothed chest, trailing them upwards towards your face. His lips hovered over yours, his eyes scanning your face before pecking a quick kiss to them. “What’s wrong?”
Nothing! Absolutely nothing. Is what you wanted to say. But the whole Twitter situation - now Instagram - is bothering you and you knew Namjoon wouldn’t let you sleep if you ignored it.
“Choi Yujin. Slandering my name, once again.” His eyes squeezed shut as he let out an annoyed groan, one you knew all too well.
Namjoon himself wanted you to beat his exes ass too. Not only because she hasn’t let him go, but also because of the fact that she hasn’t kept your name out of her mouth since the two of you have been together. But for obvious reasons, he’d do anything to avoid physical touch with her.
You knew Namjoon had no ties with her. His loyalty lies with you and you only. Of course, there are times where you feel otherwise, but his actions never failed to prove you wrong. You knew this would blow over eventually, but she took it way too far this time. Which is another reason for you to give her the ass beating of her life.
“What’d she do now?”
“Posted some shit saying I homewrecked you all’s relationship. Edited screenshots and everything, it’s ridiculous.”
“She’s unbelievable.”
“Yeah, I agree. Feel like she and I would be great friends in literally any other scenario.” You sighed. “As much as I’d love to beat her ass, she’s still your ex. And her feelings are valid. I’m just very protective over you.”
“Yeah, but she’s my ex for a reason.” Namjoon retorted. “Your feelings are valid too, baby.”
A familiar warmth swarmed your chest again at his words. How the hell does he know what to say at the right times?
Another text from Jia caused both of you to look at your phone.
jiji [06:45PM]: LMAOO people started to finally add the dates together. called her out on her own live, shit’s too funny
jiji [06:45PM]: ik your ass didn’t just leave me on READ
Your eyes found Namjoon’s as you let out a breath of relief. He chuckled at the messages from your friend, and quickly after, you joined him.
“See? Everything works out in our favor baby. And you didn’t have to goto jail, thank God.”
“Okay, but me beating her ass would’ve been one hell of a story.”
“Definitely.”
Your giggles stopped as you squirmed under your lover’s embrace, your body feeling numb from the hours he spent on top of you. He noticed, quickly getting up and reaching over to turn on the lamp placed on the coffee table.
A smile painted your face as you took in his appearance, his face being the pure definition of handsome and love all at once.
“God, how can I love someone as much as I love you?” He blushed ever so lightly as your words hit him, a small smile making its way home on his face - dimples and all.
“I love you more, ____. Thank you.” Your eyebrows rose at his thanks, causing him to stand up and offer his hand out to you. “For always loving me and looking out for me, no matter what.”
His words caused you to grab his face and kiss him, his hands roaming your standing body and your arms thrown around his neck. You sighed into his mouth as he gave a quick smack to your butt. “Lemme show you how thankful I am,” he smirked. You returned the look, allowing him to grab your hand and lead you towards your bedroom. But before the two of you could make it, a loud knock came from your front door. Exchanging confused looks, you swiftly dropped his hand and went to open it.
In front of you, stood a worried and a somewhat annoyed Jia, giving you the dirtiest look ever.
“____! You left me on read for the past hour, I almost thought you went and actually beat her up! Seriously thought I was going to have to bail you out of jail tonight.” She exclaimed. She peeked over your shoulder and saw Namjoon standing awkwardly by your bedroom door. “Hey Joon! Tell your ex she needs to keep ____’s name out of her mouth.”
Well there goes your sex for tonight.
bonus, namjoon’s post on insta the following day:
an, part two: hehe you reached the end!! please leave your thoughts (:
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