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@lawofthetongue is watching Adventure Time with me after they rewatched Hannibal, and every line of dialogue out of the Ice King’s mouth sounds like something Hannibal would say.

#hannibal #adventure time #lawofthetongue #prisoners of love

ah, the mark of a true ally: to be able to "keep your cool" while people are being threatened with death

If I could just “keep my cool” while being told directly that I’m a pathetic lesbo who deserves to die then I could finally be a good ally 😩

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lawofthetongue replied to your photo: My mother bought me this angry woman to help clean...

i was traumatized by vinegar in like 2nd grade when we were doing a science experiment and someone dropped a whole big glass jar of it. yet it remains a necessary evil in a house full of three dogs

the smell of it destroys my whole nose but gosh darn is my microwave disgusting

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3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

yeah, probably. lol. i think the most obviously unusual one is humiliation.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

hmm i dont really have any specifically sexy underwear. i think my day-to-day underwear is p sexy. they are short and tight.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Hmmm idk. Probably kissing or nibbling on my earlobes.

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yeah, I used to have a fairly average sized vibrator. That was my first one. All I have now is a dildo.

#sex cw #kink cw #lawofthetongue #ask

Does anyone want a letter?

I really love writing physical letters to mail out to my friends (and have accumulated quite the stack of fancy stationary.)

So if anyone would like a Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Yule/general Holiday or even a thank-goodness-2016-is-almost-over letter please go ahead and message me! You don’t have to have ever talked to me before or be a mutual or even follow me.

I know getting a letter in the mail can really brighten one’s day and we’ve had plenty of dark days this year.

I am going to limit sending out letters to the USA and Canada only and me sending an actual letter will require sharing an address (which I will keep private of course!), so be sure you are comfortable with that before messaging me.