Dear Parselmouth...: Edition Seven
Caution: The Parselmouth claims no responsibility for any accidents, loss of friendships or otherwise unprecedented disasters that occur as a result of the advice issued below. Any questions, comments or complaints are best addressed to the editors. ————————– Dear Parselmouth, Now Galen's been released from Azkaban, how do we know we are safe? I don't want to die this young. - Scared Dear Scared, Look at Headmistress Flamel. She's far more competent than Headmaster Weasley ever was. Scarier, too. Her mere presence is enough to scare away any rabid werewolves. You're welcome. Sincerely, The Parselmouth ————————– Dear Parselmouth, Halloween is coming up and I don't have a costume! Where can I get one? - Costumeless Dear Costumeless, I hear Professor Gawkrodger is good at transfiguring humans into werewolves... Sincerely, The Parselmouth ————————– Dear Parselmouth, I've noticed around the dueling chamber that my wand is shorter than others. Will this have an impact on my casting ability? - Stumpy Dear Stumpy, It's not how big the wand is that counts, it's actually how you use it. See if you can find some dueling technique books in the library if you're concerned. Sincerely, The Parselmouth ————————– Don’t forget to keep writing in with all those burning questions! written by Eden Beattie and Layla Howell