#lazarus talks

[lazarus-hands]

About me

Since this seems to be the norm, a short guide to me!

Hi, call me Lazarus. This is a nsft sideblog and I'm low-key new to the nsft scene on here, so bear with me.

I'm transmasc, gay, polyam and aroace.

Pronouns are he/it

More interested in the sub side, but willing to switch

This is all fantasy. Please don't assume you know me because you know this blog.

I'll try to tag any hard kinks, but I'm forgetful so please send me an ask if I haven't tagged something you'd like to have tagged!

This blog is mostly for me so I'm not really expecting any interaction anyways, but just in case:

DNI: the usual dni list, minors, terfs/queerphobes/trans fetishists, Maps/Nomaps, cishets, anyone attracted exclusively to women, anyone over 40. If you're unsure, ask.

All of this is fantasy, irl consent is always mandatory.

That being said, Hi. Welcome. I'm happy to chat about anything, especially if you need someone to talk to 🧡

You can call me Lazarus, Laz, any masc pet name (good boy, handsome, pretty, puppy, pup, mutt, runt, etc - basically if it's masc-coded and/or revolves around pet play, I'm game) and/or sir (or master/daddy if you prefer). If you're unsure, ask.

Puppyplay things are tagged as "pup barks", feel free to interact with my puppyside as well

Kinks under the cut!

Things I'll probably be reblogging/kinks: (not complete list)

dom/sub

regency kink

cockwarming

puppyplay

monsterfucking

size difference

werewolves

knotting + breeding kink (no actual preg)

a/b/o

overstimulation/edging

(semi-)public

dumbification (sort of)

bondage

praise

humiliation/degredation

sensory deprivation (blindfolds, etc)

biting

begging

teasing

somnophilia (consensual or fantasy/monster cnc)

fantasy/monster cnc in general, mild dubcon

omorashi/piss

ovi (occasionally)

blood (vampires yknow)

cervix play (occasionally)

free use

medical kink/fetish

fear/edgeplay (new lol)

knife/gunplay (sometimes)

Hard nos:

(graphic) pregnancy

scat

v/mit

insects/bugs/spiders (if I should reblog this on rare occasions, it will be tagged)

More to be added when I remember/discover. I really hope I didn't forget anything important lol.

Anyways, thanks for reading, I guess. Enjoy your stay 🧡

[lazarus-hands]

So what if I have a stomach that's not muscular and thighs that jiggle when I walk? All that means is that I can be a nice comfy pillow for a cute boy while we play video games together or cuddle. It means he has plenty of space to curl into or rut against when he's feeling needy.

I want to be comfortable and soft for him to lie against, with his head in my lap or on my chest. so what if its not the perfect body? it can be of service and that's perfect to me.

[lazarus-hands]

honestly I'm too lazy to jerk off, I wish someone would just put their mouth on me and suck my cock.

[camillaandlaz]

WHO TBE FUCK GAVE CHAI A WOLF

[camillaandlaz]

who’s going to tell chai that demons can only be exorsized by a certified priest? in unrelated news does anyone know how to make holy water within, say, 2 minutes, by a non-priest? time sensitive question

[camillaandlaz]

lazarus

hi, i’m lazarus. i’m being dragged along while my friend gets us (almost) killed by ghosts. and demons. and cults. what’s new?

i’m 16, i’ve been ghost hunting with chai for.. i dunno how long. i’ve known her since a group assignment in 3rd grade where no one else wanted to join her, so i had to, and we’ve been close ever since. she’ll probably post some ghost hunting (more like being hunted by ghosts) on here, and i will keep us alive. more news whenever we next have a near death experience