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you: randy your sticks

me, an intellectual: i prefer the comedy stylings of gotitforcheap actually

i cant believe the show Toei stole my name and character design how the fuck did they get away with this

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I’ve already discussed the matter with the senator. I take it he was agreeable? OH YES. Has he been infected? OH YES. I hope you’re not understimatiOH YES. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine he was Desperate. This plague. The rioting is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it. Why contain it? .................’s cool. Old men. Warning! Warning! I’ve received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There’s not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate. Your turn. Desperate. Desperate. Desperate. Desperate. Desperate. The sound they’ll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the Electronic Old Men. Mmm. I hope you’re not-... Get the hell out of here, Denton. The others may not go as quietly. Intelligence indicates they’re behind the problems in Paris. Old men- running the world. A new age! We have other problems. UNATCO? Formed after the terrorist strike on the statue. I have someone in place, though. I’m more concerned about Savage. UNATCO? Savage. UNATCO? No, Savage. U...UNATCO?Savage. Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs. Our flexibility has allowed us to make progress in The mythical city on the hill. Hmm. We might not be able to contain The augmentation project. Among other things, but, I must admit I have been somewhat disappointed in UNATCO. .....quit screwing around. Yes. The secondary unit should be online within six months. It’s currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress, within six months. We’ve had to endure much, you and I, but- within the week, there will be Old men, running the world. No, within six months. Yes.

Old men........ are the future.

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hey! i don’t know how many people are actually following me on here for The Hot Content but if you ARE and want MORE, especially stuff that I’M actually saying, my twitter handle is also cautionlazer.

i wanna try and follow most everyone on tumblr on there because i want to be rid of this Hell Platform.

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boy i tell ya that 15-20 minutes where no one could post was the best tumblr’s been in a while am i right fellas?

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me, in the shower, conditioning my hair, when i notice some of it falling out: fine. that’s fine. this is perfectly acceptable because if you’re going to flake on me when the going gets rough you don’t deserve the nutrients of this conditioner. i don’t have time for fake friends.

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PSA:

The dating site FarmersOnly.com is putting a honeypot question on their dating quiz. The question is, “What is your favorite video game to play after a long day of running the combine harvester?” If you answer ANYTHING except “I don’t play video games”, your account will instantly be permabanned.

FarmersOnly.com still has a STRICT no-gamers policy, and even though it asks this question its horrid moderators still don’t allow any gamer farmers on their site. This is a backwards and reactionary standpoint but until then please don’t risk losing the opportunity for true farm love by having your account banned.

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people: ohohoho, our stupid parents are always getting viruses, old people are so gullible

some quiz on a shady website: give us access to post things on your twitter so we can show people what naruto character u are

people: yeah of course you can obviously. how else will they know.

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