Jul 22, 2017
Lazuirus’s first time in Silvermoon
Lazuirus: *Supposed to be buying some chicken for dinner, he walks up to the vendor* Hi, yes, I would like some chicken... I mean I wouldn’t LIKE some chicken... I don’t like birds.. but I need some chicken.. because I don’t like birds.... but I still need to eat.. I am getting chicken for dinner.. not because they are birds.. I would get chicken if it wasn’t a bird.. I would get chicken if it was a fish.. yes..
Vendor: Uhm.. alright... You want them plucked or no?
Lazuirus:*starring at the dead chickens* Uhm... I...
Dead Chicken: *Starrring back at him*
Lazuirus: *Sweating*
Chicken:*Starring*
Lazuirus: STOP MOCKING ME! *Runs off*