1 six of the songs you listen to most: rn its a lot of kpop bang bang bang by big bang and love me right and call me baby by EXO and then doubt, Truce, and Hometown by twenty one pilots
2 if you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: this is hard so im going with fictional people too I wanna meet Katara from ATLA
3 grab the book nearest to you, flip to page 23, and give me line 17: “psychologist Ben Bernstein compiled a nearly definitive list of ‘distracting activities’ in his book test success!, many of which were all too familiar to me.” its a book about the SAT im sorry
4 what do you think about most?: probably my friends and how they’re doing!! and currently how much pain im in thats a p near constant thought
5: what does your last text message from someone else say?: “I was just laying in the dark for 3 hours” from queenwah
6: do you sleep with our without clothes on: I sleep in long pants and a heavy sweater regardless of weather
7: what’s your strangest talent?: I take tests really well thats a weird talent
8: girls... finish the sentance; boys.. the sentance: Girls are girls and boys are boys regardless of the gender you were assigned at birth
9: ever had a poem or song written about you?: yes, actually, my friend wrote a poem about me and I cried when she read it
10: when was the last time you played the air guitar: yesterday, in a jamba juice
11: do you have any strange phobias?: my only phobias (not fears) are spiders and medical syringes
12: ever stuck a foriegn object up your nose?: im sure i have but i cant recall it right now??
13: what’s your religion? *shrugs*
14: if you’re outside, what are you most likely doing? Climbing a tree or walking somewhere. Or archery
15: Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? I like both but i look better behind it
16: favorite band? *confused screaming*
17: what is the last lie you told: “it doesn’t hurt that bad’ (but please don’t worry its really okay0
18: do you believe in karma? vaguely and i try not to spread bad karma around just in case
19: what does your url mean? it’s a play on ackerman, credit to yawhs ty bb
20: my greatest weakness/greatest strength? i really think both of these are how much i care about other people and their opinions, on one hand it makes me a p cool friend and someone who’s friendly, but on the other hand im easy to manipulate and my feelings get hurt v easily
21: who is your celebrity crush? don’t have one
22: have you ever gone skinny dipping? nope, not yet, but id like to
23: how do you vent your anger? I cry or whine about it to my friends
24: do you have a collection of anything? nope not at the moment
25: do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video!! i like being able to see peoples faces and understand tones and stuff better
26: are you happy with the person you’ve become: not quite yet, but i feel like ill get there
27: what’s a sound you hate/love: I hate the sound of markers and pencils on paper and i love violins
28: what’s your biggest ‘what if’? What if I become a vampire
29: do you believe in ghosts? what about aliens? I’m not sure about ghosts but i try not to fuck with them, and its a definite yes on aliens
30: stick your right arm out, what do you touch first? do the same with your left arm? right- a pillow and left- a chair
31: smell the air, what do you smell: I smell summer and blood!
32: what’s the worst place you ever been to? well my mom once accidentally left me at a gas station during a road trip and i think that qualifies tbh
33: choose: east coast or west coast: west coast for life #calibaby
34: most attractive singer of your opposite gender: Nicki Minaj
35: to you, what is the meaning of life? lol do i look like i have that figured out
37: do you believe in luck? yeah kinda
38: what’s the weather like right now? its sunny and windy and v nice actually
39: what time is it? 3:09 in the afternoon
40: do you drive? and if so have you ever crashed? I’ve only had one driving lesson and i DID NOT crash and im v proud of that fact
41: what was the last book you read? I think it was called the scorpio races and it was great
42: do you like the smell of gasoline? ...no?
43: do you have any nicknames? Oni, Bjo, Onii-chan and teacup
44: what was the last film you saw? Inside Out and it made me cry
45: what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? one of my numerous sprained ankles or the chronic neck/acute back pain im feeling rn
46: have you ever caught a butterfly? a whole ton of times when i was little
47:do you have any obsessions? anime (im sorry mom)
48: what’s your sexual orientation? Asexual
49: ever had a rumor spread about you? yes.
50: do you believe in magic? I’m really not sure
51: do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? to the end of fucking time but they often don’t know it
52: what’s your astrological sign? rising Sagittarius, sun and moon Scorpio
53: do you save money or spend it? i do both pretty equally actually
54: what’s the last thing you purchased? Chinese food :D
55: love or lust? lol love see #48
56: in a relationship? nopes
57: how many relationships have you had? 5 but only 2 where very serious
58: can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(
59: where were you yesterday? at therapy and then my house then my kung fu studio
60: is there anything pink within ten feet of you? yes my little sisters painting
61: are you wearing socks right now? no and my snake just bit my ankle :((
62: what is your favorite animal: SNAKES!!!!!!!
63: what’s your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I flirt as easily as breathing and it sucks sometimes because i can’t turn it off
64: where is your best friend? at her moms house which is all the way across town ugh
65:give me your top 5 favorite blogs on tumblr: queenwah kurai-kisu bitterbutton william-snekspeare and the rest of the queerplanthoes because it says five
66: what is your heritage? whitey mkwhiterkins but i think the norse bit of my heritage is p cool anyway
67: what were you doing last night at 12 am? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh talking to queenwah
68: what do you think is satans last name? Covey cuz my math teacher was literally satan
69: be honest have you ever gotten yourself off? yes actually it’s p fun
70: are you the kind of friend you’d want to have as a friend? i’d like to think i am
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? save the dog animals are v important to me and also im charming and get hired again
72:You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) yeah, i’d tell some people so that i wouldn’t dissapoint them by flaking out on my responsibilities when i die
B) I’d travel and meet all the people i’ve promised to meet in person in person
C) yeah, I’d be terrified but I wouldn’t mind too much I don’t really have a plan for living the rest of my life anyway
73:You can only have one of these things; trust or love? this is bullshit you can’t have one without the other
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? The Middle Jimmy eat world
75:What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 0976
76: in your opinion, what makes a great relationship? shared interests, trust, and being stupid and silly around eachother
77: How can I win your heart? just be nice to me, genuinely and without an exterior motive
78:Can insanity bring on more creativity? i believe so
79:What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? not to get involved in other peoples drama.
80:What size shoes do you wear? 7, 7.5 on a good day in womens
81:What would you want to be written on your tombstone? my real name and gender
82: What is your favourite word? Zimbabwe or elation
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart? defibrillator 84: What is a saying you say a lot? i don’t know actually, I can’t think of one
85:What's the last song you listened to? 19-2000 by Gorrilaz
86:Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours? the color of bruises and blood
87:What is your current desktop picture? a panorama of a sunset that i took outside my best friends house
88:If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? a Boy named Jake because I am a petty human being
89:What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? How do you feel/what are you thinking?
90:One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? freak out briefly but then see if they understand me and send them to various peoples house to see if i can freak them out
91:You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? MIND CONTROL. it’s been my superpower of choice since i was 8 and my mom thinks its hilarious
92:You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? oh god. actually, my blue belt belt test. It was amazing and i was so pumped
93:You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my stay in a mental hospital
94:You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? I’m ace and don’t like sex but i’d really really love to take Joshua Dun out for coffee
95: alabama to visit kurai-kisu but he’s gonna have to lend me clothes cuz im in my pjs
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? nope, don’t think so
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope, never
98: Ever been on a plane? yeah, several times
99: if the whole world was listening to you right now, what would you say? “I am your leader and you have no way to disprove this because you can all hear my voice in your head and therefor i am magical”
WOW THAT TOOK FOREVER HOLY CRAP