lazy motherfucker dessert
one can cherry pie filling one can crushed pineapple half box yellow cake mix half stick butter half cup pecan bits, or however many you damn well want
if you feel like it, drain the pineapple juice from the can (or save the juice for a kickass cocktail). pour cherry and pineapple into a 9x13 pan. mix that shit up. cover it with the cake mix. melt the butter but do it slowly for fuck's sake so you don't burn it or whatever. then pour it over the cake mix. add some pecans on top bc they're sort of good for you. i mean, they also get crunchy in the oven and it tastes fucking good. whatever gets you there. just do it, trust me. bake that shit at 350 for, like, 45 mins until the top is browned and you just can't deal with not eating it anymore because it smells too damn good. eat it all (possibly with cool whip or ice cream?) and hate yourself in the morning.