#cognitivemiser

[seeloganrun]

guys i made a playlist that is the collected soundtracks (and then some) of high fidelity and empire records. you're welcome.

this public service announcement brought to you by last night's discovery of the cultural institution that should be the high fidelity / empire records double feature picture show. and by spotify.

[seeloganrun]

Frog and Cookie at the Oscar Party, looking skeptical as usual.

[seeloganrun]

lazy motherfucker dessert

one can cherry pie filling one can crushed pineapple half box yellow cake mix half stick butter half cup pecan bits, or however many you damn well want

if you feel like it, drain the pineapple juice from the can (or save the juice for a kickass cocktail). pour cherry and pineapple into a 9x13 pan. mix that shit up. cover it with the cake mix. melt the butter but do it slowly for fuck's sake so you don't burn it or whatever. then pour it over the cake mix. add some pecans on top bc they're sort of good for you. i mean, they also get crunchy in the oven and it tastes fucking good. whatever gets you there. just do it, trust me. bake that shit at 350 for, like, 45 mins until the top is browned and you just can't deal with not eating it anymore because it smells too damn good. eat it all (possibly with cool whip or ice cream?) and hate yourself in the morning. 

[hunterbadger]

friend: it's butter

me: i can't believe it

[hunterbadger]

more platonic friendship poetry

he said, "your eyes are hazel"

which no one ever notices --

i looked back into his,

couldn't parse the change between blue and green,

the wavelengths are so close together --

couldn't mention the wavelengths,

people don't like talking about wavelengths,

especially when we're drinking --

couldn't mention it doesn't really matter

because his eyes are the sea

and that depth renders the hue irrelevant --

the sea and everything in it

and me, the earth and everything lurking in the dust

and the third of us, the sky and everything floating through the wind --

tidy, parallel, repetitive

a personal fairy story