[After being a goldfish] Right-Brain Hijack: I tried really hard, every time we spoke, to say a fish word, did you ever notice? Left-Brained Hijack: I just thought you were bad at speaking.
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[After being a goldfish] Right-Brain Hijack: I tried really hard, every time we spoke, to say a fish word, did you ever notice? Left-Brained Hijack: I just thought you were bad at speaking.
Mayor Spender (Left-Brained Hijack): "Are you good?" Morally? No. Mayor Spender (Right-Brained Hijack): Oh, you meant emotionally? Also no.
Hijacks: *possessing Mayor Spender and not entirely sure how to act as a politician* Mayor Spender (LB Hijack): STOP FORGIVING MY CRIMES! Mayor Spender (RB Hijack): I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!
[Dr. Zarei and the Hijacks manage to reunite.] Dr. Zarei: Hey! How did the revenge go? LB and RB Hijack: *smiling brightly* We died!
Left-brain Hijack: Hey, guess what? Right-Brain Hijack: Yeah? Left-Brain Hijack: Everyone has held the record for "Youngest Person Alive" at some point. Right-Brain Hijack: ...oh my god, you're a great philosopher.
[Right brain Hijack finished an "I am thankful for..." Thanksgiving worksheet with "...my family." and drew himself, LB Hijack, and Cody.] Cody: *picks up the worksheet* Awwwww. Right brain Hijack: *sulking* LB WOULDN'T LET ME DRAW THE WII.
Left and Right Brain Hijacks: Are you alive? Cody: Don't ask me personal stuff like this.
Cody: Who's your favorite literary vampire? RB Hijack: The one in Sesame Street. Cody: He doesn't count. LB Hijack: I can assure you that he does.