"You left forty different romance novels where some chick is getting railed by monsters on my shelf? Sure you did Luther" ...also why are most of them about werewolves?

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"You left forty different romance novels where some chick is getting railed by monsters on my shelf? Sure you did Luther" ...also why are most of them about werewolves?
@lcgerdemain asked: Edward wanders up to Ophelia with a smile on his face, he hasn’t seen his young protege, he was really happy to see her. “Well look who it is? Haven’t seen ya in a while… how’s the studying comin’ along luv?”
"EDWARD!!"
Ophelia practically tackle hugs her mentor with the happiest squeal a 14 year old girl can muster! All this strife she's been facing recently? Edward's was a face she needed to see!
"Oooooh! I'm so happy to see you!! How have you been? What have you been up to?"
Moving...
So, I’m moving all my fandomless muses with the exception of Rowan on her blog, and I’m moving them all to one new multi-muse. Here’s a new list of blogs that I’ll have from now on:
@lcgerdemain
@cafe-borage
@trustmichimadoctor
I won’t really be coming back to this blog or account anymore and all the old blogs are going to be archived now. Hopefully so long as I keep up the proper tagging I’ll be able to keep up with rps better. as well as...
I won’t be doing art anymore. not selling it anyway. to those that are still waiting, when I can find the ability, I will get them done, but afterwards I will no longer do commissions. Thank you.
"Yes Edward I do remember. A fond childhood memory that was...but this is not how we calm down hyperactive children."
"SHYLOW IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT! SANTA ENDORSES CHILD LABOR!"
*Distressed French Noises*
"Edward...."
@lcgerdemain
"Begging your pardon, Mr Danton. But I have always made it a known fact that I want to fuck your brother."
"I'm standing right here."
@lcgerdemain
⭐️ Edward. ... And Luther if you want.
( Thanks for the ask @lcgerdemain )
For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.
⭐️- Edward and Yarbert
In a bet to see who is the better trickster. Yarbert and Edward once held a prank war that lasted for an entire year. The results of which ended with three wars, several police riots and the death of the National Rifle Association. They have since vowed to never prank again.
⭐️- Luther and Maribelle
Maribelle cares for Luther greatly...but hates it when the wolf part of him gets fussy and refuses to take medicine. It has resulted in many chases around the estate. She has studied the mind for years but for the life of her can never understand the rhetorical question that is animal instincts.
"You're right! Magic is often found in the hands of the haughty and the pretentious. Magic also happens to be in the hands of my smart mouth big brother!"
@lcgerdemain