gimmie all da texts for luna and priest pls
send ✆ for a morning text
[[txt]] my head really hurts
[[txt]] this is an ungodly hour
[[txt]] im the holy one i would know
[[txt]] who wakes up before three pm on a thursday
[[txt]] i juST SAW SOME FREAKING KIDS TRYING TO THROW A LIVE CRAB IN THE TRASh
[[txt]] IS IT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO CHASE THEM WITH THE CRAB AND FORCE THEM TO APOLOGIsE
[[txt]] WHO THE FUCK DOES THAt
[[txt]] IF I WAS A cRAB I WOULD FUCKIN RIOt
[[txt]] th e uber guy kee ps askin me q’s
[[txt]] i dnt no where zach is
[[txt]] can u com get me pls
[[txt]] i think im losing my mind
send ⁇ for a worried text
[[txt]] pls call me if you see this ive been looking everywhere for you
[[txt]] pls tell me you’re okay omfg pls i need to know you’re okay
[[txt]] ill never take you to norfolk again i promise
[[txt]] noona im begging you pls respond
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[[txt]] did you get my refill from amcal?
[[txt]] oh shit lmao this was meant for my sister :D
[[txt]] so he was like should i make dinner reservations and i was like ‘why would you make dinner reservations for one’
[[txt]] and he was like no haha dinner reservations for two and i was just like
[[txt]] is your mum in town?
send √ for a long-winded confession text
[[txt]] sometimes when i wake up in the middle of the night i forget where i am and i think that im still in his bed, y’know? but like then i dont know if im feeling relief or fear anymore and it’s starting to really freak me out i dont know if i miss him or if i miss the relationship or if i even want to think about him anymore but then something reminds me of him and im falling apart all over again lmao i think im losing my mind over something really stupid right??
send ☠ for a misguided advice text
[[txt]] listen as far as i know, xavier is only going to be more upset if you dont tell him what happened to the car right??
[[txt]] i can take blame for it i promise just like let him know that maybe the sun roof is not
[[txt]] why is xavier calling me omg noona omg omg
send ☢ for a desperate text
[[txt]] hey listen im in an uber with zach and he’s passed out and i dont know where this fucker is driving us to im going to get us out and can you get xavier to come get us please dear god im freaking out
send ☼ for a congratulatory text
[[txt]] YOU COULDNT HAVE TOLD ME IRL:????
[[txt]] IM GONNA CDRY NOONABEAR OMFG IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIt
[[txt]] CONGRATS MAMA IM C RYOIN G
[[txt]] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
[[txt]] you and xavier are p much stand ins for my own parents and i know i should feel guilty for saying that and i know thats fucking weird but its so true and its so fucking real