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How long will they last? - for e v e r
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - i think they had a slight crush on each other at first but???? feelings were slow to develop
How was their first kiss? - bEAUTIFUL, under the rain, probably
Who proposed? - d a n n y
Who is the best man/men? - what about foggy tho? or the whole crew
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - *cough*
Who did the most planning? - both <3
Who stressed the most? - both??? i honestly think danny, but he’d be like “me???? stressed????? wtf r u talking about” and zoe would be like “you literally just ripped a log in half” ( wHOOP )
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - welp, i don’t know m8
Who is on top? - d a n n y
Who is the one to instigate things? - d A N N Y
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - it depends on the mood, i think???
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yUP
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - none, because i hate happiness
How many children will they adopt? - a lil jyn???? could you imagine, bae???
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - *cough*danny*cough
Who is the stricter parent? - zoe?????
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - zoe just uses her telekinesis and pulls them close to them again
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - zOE?!?!?!?
Who is the more loved parent? - danny, definitely
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - both?
Who cried the most at graduation? - BOTH?!?!?
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - danny lmao
Who does the most cooking? - actually, cooking together’s not a bad thing (when they’re not lazy af)
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - zoe lmao
Who does the grocery shopping? - both??? and of course, danny sings evermore with a cucumber as a microphone
How often do they bake desserts? - a lOT
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - it depends, actually— zoe’s trying to get away from meat at this very moment sooooo
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - danny lmao
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - dANNY LMAO
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - DANNY L M A O dlkjfd nah, both.
Who cleans the room? - zoe would kick him outta bed and they’d do it together
Who is really against chores? - *cOUGH*
Who cleans up after the pets? - *C O U G H*
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - *COUGH* nah, actually, they hate to do that
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - zoe slkfjdf definitely, bc awkward social interactions w/people only danny knows
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lmao danny, lucky bastard
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - both. at the same time.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both. at the same damn time.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS.
What are their goals for the relationship? - omg, i haven’t asked myself this yet. i’m gonna end up crying if i go too deep into this sjds but i think the main goal is to stick together through it all, i mean??? they both had pretty messed up lives, soooo ye
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - zoe <3
Who plays the most pranks? - dANNY FOR GOD’S SAKE STOP THE TICKLING