I have this DVD because when I was in middle school I was obsessed with sex and needed to see it or anything remotely sexual. This was always on and I could never watch in full, so I somehow got the double sided DVD. Watched both I & II once. I don't remember much of the plot except a group of guys want to get laid and go to porkys where they are bullied because they are out-of-towners, a girl who's date showed up with a condom already on, and the tallywacker scene. So imagine my surprise watching it umpteen years later expecting a lighthearted poorly aged sex romp only to be met with racism, a lot of it, and a visceral lack of "sex", and a jarring lack of jokes. Like wow. It's really boring. What the hell was happening in the 80's that this movie is what kind of set the standard for raunchy comedies of the 00's? Granted, I am watching this on Tubi and think some sexual content is missing, that said I'm still bored and not laughing. I will be watching two, which involves them taking on the ku klux klan for some reason. I do think I remember a bunch of hooded men in the water. Maybe I'll watch three depends on how I'm feeling after two. Will not watch "4". It was made in '09 and probably has the same energy as National Lampoon movies made well after Jim and Michelle got married at band camp and the Griswold's didn't make it to wherever the fuck they were going.
Apparently, Howard Stern was going to remake these in the aughts, he had the original director or writers blessing. Thankfully, no studio would fund them. I would have no problem with this as long as Stern wasn't behind them and the girls got in on the hijinks, instead of just being objects. They would of course have to be reworked because most 80's raunchy comedies are just sex crimes masquerading as hijinks. In the right hands it could be done.
Rambling Thoughts.
Mostly just me wondering about Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as Meat.
SPOILERS.
I used to think penis measuring would be a bigger part of my life growing up. Like quicksand and dance battles.
Shrinking? How small is PeeWee?
Not the n-word hard R multiple times and then him being corrected and still using it. This white boy can suck my asshole.
Baby doll. You can't infer why a man that big and hot would be called MEAT. To be that young and naive. Was Anthony just gonna take this girl out back and whip out his huge schlong? (Story đĄ )
Princeton!? Meat is the smart one?!?! Innovative for a movie like this.
This is the definition of white people saying, "I can be friends with people who have different political beliefs."
Balbricker should've beat that boys ass. He looks about thirty it's not illegal.
Meat isn't the hot one? Tommy is? Anthony is the one man who makes a unibrow work.
Why are they friends with PeeWee? He's so obnoxious and desperate. Definition of LDE.
I swear I remember Wendy crying about or at least being sad about a guy showing up to a date wearing a condom. I always thought that was really smart for a movie like this to include that. Maybe it was in the second one?
This friend group is 10 people deep. God lord that's too many characters for a movie like this especially because most of them never matter past the prank. They were all happily prepared to run a train. Man the bond of brothers is something I'll never understand.
It's misogynistic, but not as much as I thought it would be. The two main girls they interact with, Wendy and Candy(one scene), have more agency than you'd expect (not much). They both take part in the razzing and jokes. Candy goes down the line and makes fun of each of their penis'. Including Meat. Kim Cattrall's character is known for having sexual relations with the fellow teachers but the coach she's dating doesn't judge her for it. Wendy sleeps around as much as some of the guys and it's not shamed by the guys in her friend group. The bar is in hell but, but it's a movie made in 80's.
Frankie's cute with a hook in it. Okay. Replace both racist ones with him.
Meat is a virgin? Maybe not, but definitely not super experienced.
This prank could be funny but it's taking too long to get to the joke.
Nothing seems worse to me than a backwoods swamp white strip club in the 50's. Sad titties, tetanus, and racism. Yikes.
They drive 70 miles out of town to get laid? Isn't PeeWee the only one of them that's a virgin? If he were a girl this would be a make over movie. He's so unlikable. They should be doing whatever it takes to change his personality.
Porky may be a racist POS but at least he's not letting underage teenagers drink or have sexual relations with his employees. He's in the right.
Kite. It amazes me how even stupid people waste what little brain cells they have on things that don't do them any good.
Not them defending being friends with a racist, to the victim of his bigotry. Not them trying to make Brian feel bad because his racist bully has a shitty father.
Meat doesn't drink? They really said we're gonna change the narrative on the big, well endowed friend. Doesn't drink, not very sexually versed, very smart, not an ass. Hung.
Scholarships to 60 other colleges! Who the fuck is Meat when he's not around his loser friends?
This whole chili thing is gross.
They really gave Balbricker a fat girls name. No offense to Beulah's but. . .
Miss Honeywell saying that she doesn't put out and immediately doing so at the smell of used jockstraps and gym socks is very 'tree falls in a forest' of her. I appreciate it. Soon as it's over and the smell is out of the air, it never happened she's a good Christian girl. She gets her nut and if she can't remember it did she sin. No.
In the one sex scene in the movie the dirty jockie's and socks is doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
The Lassie thing could work but it takes too long to get to the joke and then it goes on forever. And she only sounds like a dog for two seconds the rest is a series of weird screams.
A watermelon and two jelly donuts? The funniest thing said in this whole movie is the response to that. "I'm not taking a shower with him."
Okay but, Tommy's hot. . . I think.
The poor actress who plays the showering fat girl. They owe her extra.
And she's very pretty.
Again! Balbricker wanting to do a penis lineup is funny but the joke is taking too long. This is the one time the overtly long joke works. Watching the two senior players try not to break is worth it. Still too long.
Mickey took his ass out to Porky's two more times just to get his ass beat again and again. What a loser.
Not this movie trying to redeem the racist boy.
Mickey got what he deserved. He deserved more.
This ending is meh. Why did the whole school need to come out in defense of a group of underage teenage boys illegally entering a night/strip club and brothel? Porky is in the right.
Wendy should've ripped PeeWee's dick off and fed it to the gators. That desperate little cretin.
Yeah, the Tubi version is missing some stuff. I remember more titties and definitely seeing Tommy's dick coming out of the hole. Or maybe I'm confusing it with the parody from The Man Show, in which the dick is pulled and then tied to the hitch of a truck.
I hate that Wendy and Tommy aren't a couple they have so much chemistry.
Unfortunately, realizing that she had made a mistake when it came to Philippa did not, by any means, lessen how awful it felt to watch Yennefer and Geralt reunite.
They were all over one another and Triss, knowing that she desperately needed some air, excused herself to sit out in the courtyard. She just needed to clear her head a little before she called Philippa, because the last thing she needed on her mind when she was trying to rectify her mistakes with her was the woman who had caused her to make them all in the first place. Even though Philippa was an ass who would rather make Triss cry than admit that she might have some actual human emotions herself, Triss could not deny that the woman deserved better than that. And maybe, if Triss finally gave it to her, things would get back to normal. Better than normal, even.
Trissâ heart ached terribly though as she sat on the stone wall, her heels lightly bouncing off the surface beneath her as she stared at the grass below. She was trying to rationalize her feelings so she could just push whatever she felt for Yennefer aside because it was pointless and it didnât matter and if she didnât talk to Phil soon, things might only get worse between them, but it was more difficult than she would have imagined to just toss decadeâs worth of unrequited pining aside like that.Â
âDecades? Had it truly beenâŠ? No, perhaps it had not. It had been decades since she and Yennefer first slept together, but that wasnât when Triss fell in love with her. Admittedly, she did have a bit of a crush on her after that experience â because after something like that, who wouldnât â but it wasnât anything serious. That came later. Gradually, yet at the same time, all at once. It was something Triss hadnât realized was happening until it had already come to pass, and then when she realized why she was acting the way she was, it felt like it all hit her full force in the chest.
But then again, Triss had never been great at recognizing and accepting her own feelings. She was a bit like Philippa in that way, only without all the angry denial. Triss was⊠well, she was just oblivious sometimes. It was a bit embarrassing, but there it was; most of the time, she didnât even know how she felt about someone until it was much, much too late.
My very first OC. She's a Nylis( a supernatural being with the power of traveling through the three realities). She's 19 at the start of my story. She is a powerful general in the army and one of the most versatile: she can beat most of the soldiers in a arm wrestling competition, she is quieter than a ninja, she can wield different types of weapon( spears, double swords, long swords, axes, rings, guns and bows)
What is Big Dick Energy (or, BDE)? While we are all familiar with the concept by now, many people have struggled to come up with a precise definition. Examples are frequently given - Chris Evans and Rihanna are commonly cited - but if BDE were to become the newest Websterâs entry, what would it say? Urban Dictionary states:
âconfidence without cockiness... it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.â
It might be fair to say that BDE is an attitude of supreme yet humble confidence, one who is entirely comfortable and free from worry of what others might think. This behavior has been linked to those who might physically possess a large penis, however, BDE is not a gender-specific term, and has been argued to be free from the requirement of actually having a penis, big or otherwise. If this statement is true, why is the term âBig Dick Energyâ and not something else?
The term âBDEâ seems to come from twitter, the first tweet attributing this type of energy to Anthony Bourdain after his death. The termâs popularity surged after being attributed to Pete Davidson following the supposed reveal from Ariana Grande that Davidsonâs dick was 10 inches long.
Now, both of these descriptions are being attributed to cis men, one of whom is literally being said to have a big dick. Before I get into that though, letâs take a linguistic look at the term itself:
Big Dick Energy
This could be interpreted two ways - 1) The term describes the energy of a big dick. The big dick is what creates the energy perhaps, but certainly the energy is exclusively linked to big dicks.
2) The term describes someone with large amounts of dick energy. Dick energy (the energy which is connected with a dick) comes in various amounts, and those with lots of it exude this humble confidence.
Conversely, if we look at the term âSmall/Little Dick Energyâ, used in negative connotations, the putdown is either that the possessor has a small dick, or has small amounts of dick energy.
I believe most people follow the first interpretation, which places the worth and meaning of the energy on the size of the theoretical dick. This can arguably be an example of toxic masculinity, placing worth and status on the size of a manâs penis; though many - such as Vox - claim that BDE and toxic masculinity are opposites. Toxic masculinity fails to meet the criteria which BDE is based on, the humility, the anti-aggression, the maturity.
Interpretation two places the emphasis not on the size of the dick itself, but rather on the amount of dick energy you have, supposing that you do indeed have a dick. While perhaps not as toxic in regards to placing worth on size, the energy and worth here still stems from the possession of a cis male organ.
Though while the term may stem from cissexist or toxic masculine sentiments, its use as a genderless term, attributing the positive qualities to those who do not possess a dick (big or otherwise), shows that those who are using the term are not doing so from a place of sexism or toxicity. Rather, the application of a cis male-centered term on people who are not exclusively cis male is extremely common in the English language: âManâ to mean âthe human raceâ, âyou guysâ to address a group of people regardless of gender, etc.
Could a more inclusive term be coined? To use a feature of cis female anatomy would include similar problems - think Big Tit Energy⊠Big Pussy Energy? Could a cis man have BPE? What would that mean given societyâs use and connotations of the word âpussyâ? (Sidenote: âpussyâ as a synonym for âcowardâ actually stems from the word âpusillanimousâ and not the slang term for vulva. The More You Know) To try and find another part of human anatomy is complicated as there will be the possibility not everyone will possess this feature, and different features already have different connotations.
The reason Big Dick Energy works so well is because it plays off of themes we are already familiar with as a society. Whether for good or bad, this term is a succinct and catchy description of the kind of cool and collected attitude we all appreciate, and honestly need a little more of.
Dedicated to @culumacilinte & @rock-n-rollin-bitch :)
