#le chatton

[monsieurstupidite]

@thatonefrenchkitty

“Dom kat use your head.”

{“Stay in the house, you dom! If you go too far you’ll only anger vader! I won’t be playing nice with you anymore after this, it’s obvious that you’re not worth the time if you just ignore everything I say!” Her foot thumped the ground in annoyance. “I’ll say it once more, WATCH AND LEARN.”}

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[monsieurstupidite]

Meow? *he doesn't know what kind of 'screaming' to expect; the screeches of alley cats fighting each other and some louder noises came to mind* *he did not mind those noises, he had become used to them long ago* *noticing his monsieur's slight discomfort, he nudged his hand gently, hoping to reassure him* ~ Le Chatton

Thank you, my furry friend.

[monsieurstupidite]

*waking up from his nap in the clover patch outside, he yawns and stretches, planning on simply wandering around today* *he notices a door open and he goes to investigate* *going through the back door, he spies his monsieur, bleeding out of various crevices per usual* *he hops onto the couch, waiting to see what his monsieur would do about it this time* ~ Le Chatton

[Monsieur is on his phone waiting his doctor friend to pick up.]

haHA! ‘Tis been a-

[He’s cut as his friend starts yelling at him for calling while they were asleep. Being used to this Monsieur let the doctor scream for a good 5 minutes without a word, holding the phone away from his ear and smiling while he waited.]

I have multiple cuts with glass in them.

[Monsieur’s face paled at whatever his friend said before hanging up. Spotting le Chatton, he waved him over. Kneeling down giving his feline friend’s chin a scratch, he told him how his treatment would go. His voice was slightly shaky but dead serious.]

This is the first time you’ll be around while I’m getting treated. Don’t be alarmed by any... sounds made unless the rest of the family is. They’re used to it and know when they should be concerned.

[monsieurstupidite]

[Monsieur collapses face first on his couch with a deep sigh. His smoky smelling clothes are a bit tattered and body has scratches, bruises, and a few small burns here and there. He groans into the pillow when Mimi and Pancake hop up onto his back. Le Chatton soon joins them on the couch, gently batting his head meowing.]

Yes yes, I know I know. I’ll shower and get changed in a minute- *Mimi and Pancake start hopping all over him while Le Chatton bats his head harder* fine fine, I’ll go now.

[monsieurstupidite]

*he yawns, stretching from being on the ground* *the chicken was delicious, but after eating so much, one would be tired* *looking around, he notices that his monsieur isn't there, and assuming that he is off doing his usual shenanigans, goes to (hopefully) find his way home* *strolling out of the restaurant, he observes a very small cat wriggling into a massive house* *paying no heed, he goes on to find his home* ~ Le Chatton

*sneezes* ... Wait, isn’t there a thing people say in this country about sneezing? What was it... oh! Maybe someone’s thinking or talking about me~

…

I hope it’s only good things...

[ask-higucchi]

*he raises his head and gently headbutts Sir, a sign of affection with cats* *he then rubs his head against Sir's temple purring much deeper than before* *it's soft boi hours for this cat* ~ Le Chatton

[Sir smiles gently at the action.]

Love you too as well.

[ask-higucchi]

*he purrs into Sir's touch, essentially melting into him as he gently scratches into his fur* *he takes one of his hands and gently holds onto it, licking the places where he had bitten before* Purr ~ *this cat may be outdoorsy and playful as hell, but nothing beats a cuddling session with one of his best buds* ~ Le Chatton

[Sir watches this unfold with a soft expression on his face.]