'Tis I!

i may be stupid.

[monsieurstupidite]

@thatonefrenchkitty

“Dom kat use your head.”

{“Stay in the house, you dom! If you go too far you’ll only anger vader! I won’t be playing nice with you anymore after this, it’s obvious that you’re not worth the time if you just ignore everything I say!” Her foot thumped the ground in annoyance. “I’ll say it once more, WATCH AND LEARN.”}

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*For once, he was cowed into silence. A bit hurt, he got out of his crouch and sulked, waiting for exactly what petit crepe would do.*

[monsieurstupidite]

{The dutch lop snorted, “He’s lucky it’s me and not one of them dealing with him now.” Turning away from the button she began to wash her face, awaiting for their Monsieur.}

[A minute later he returned from his first chase. The first catch’s sister gave the impression of being uninterested playing any longer, but he knew from experience this was highly unlikely. Preparing himself for another chase, all it took was a deep breath to send the cream colored bunny bolting away again.]

[monsieurstupidite]

@thatonefrenchkitty

“Dom kat use your head.”

{“Stay in the house, you dom! If you go too far you’ll only anger vader! I won’t be playing nice with you anymore after this, it’s obvious that you’re not worth the time if you just ignore everything I say!” Her foot thumped the ground in annoyance. “I’ll say it once more, WATCH AND LEARN.”}

[therealportmafiaboss-deactivate]

*slams open door rolling into the room with a fresh new pair of light up heelies* … *waits for you to say something*

[Mori doesn’t bat an eyelash. ]

[monsieurstupidite]

*dramaticlly sighs* I guess you’re not interested in the pair I got for you AND Elise. It’s too bad, I got the cutest pair for her too... *slowly skeets out of room*

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he follows him and meows impatiently, wanting to know the fuss that had disturbed his late afternoon snooze*

[monsieurstupidite]

hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he paws at the hem of your pants, demanding attention as recompense for coming all the way over here for what seemed to be nothing*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Monsieur gently pushes the cat away with his leg, telling him to be patient and wait until he’s finished. Setting down the last of the required materials on the dining table, he takes a seat and begins crafting.]

It really is a shame I didn’t have any red ribbon but pink is close enough. Though maybe I should wait I need to run to the store anyway... *continues mumbling to himself*

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*with the pair of scissors in his jaws, he makes a motion to climb onto the fairly tall bookshelf* *he figured that if he was going to get attention, he had to be a brat to do it* *it didn’t help that the scissors looked attractive enough to be considered a toy*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Noticing his sewing scissors and the 2 buttons he was going to use weren’t where he’d placed them, Monsieur fumbles around the supplies on the table looking for them. Confused, he stands up to see if he’d accidentally pushed them onto the floor when he hears a soft crunching noises. Turning slowly, Monsieur finds that 3 thieves have taken the missing items.]

One on the self, another next to the couch, the last on the stairs.

[Making brief eye contact with each thief Monsieur tenses his muscles, the 3 doing the same in turn.]

Girls. Le Chatton. Please-

[As if on cue, all 3 of the furry critters bolted. Not missing a heartbeat he goes for Mimi first. The black floppy white eared bunny might be the smallest of the 3 but she was also the cleverest. She’d use her small size to hide herself and it could take hours for him to find the button if he didn’t catch her first. She’d hide it then herself.]

MIMI VON STUPIDITE GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT BACK HERE.

*as he chases her up stairs, he yells over his shoulder* LE CHATTON, PANCAKE IF YOU TRY TO HIDE THOSE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY TREATS TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.

[Coming out from under the couch, Pancake looks up at her brother from another mother. Dropping her button she stands on her hide legs trying to get his attention.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*At the mention of a treat, Le Chatton starts to drool a bit, covering the scissors with his saliva and following his monsieur in hopes of getting one. He has yet to let go of the scissors however, distracted from the fact that they were still in his mouth.*

[monsieurstupidite]

“Does he ever think about something other than food?”

[Thought the creme colored lop as she dropped down to all fours swiftly hopping over to the large cat before he could follow their monsieur and sister.]

{“Meneer Chatton!” she headbutted his back leg “Get your mind out of your stomach and think about what Vader actually said, dom kat!”}

rough dutch translation:

maneer: mister

vader: father

dom kat: foolish kat

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*Le Chatton grumbled in annoyance*

(I’m hungry, petit crepe. What else is there to think about?)

*At Pancake’s persistence, he was forced to stop his lazed trot towards his monsieur. After thinking about exactly what was said for once, he was a bit disgruntled.*

(I won’t get snacks if I don’t forfeit the scissors?)

Petit crepe: Little pancake

[monsieurstupidite]

{She snorted at the question, “sometimes I wonder how you were able to survive on the streets for so long.”}

[A loud victory ‘ah-ha’ was heard above, signaling their monsieur would be coming for then soon.]

“Sounds like zus Mimi has been caught.”

{“There is still much for you to learn, klein broer. Watch the way your ouder broers en zussen handle our dierbaar monsieur and you will learn much from us.” hopping back to the button confiscated by her, gave her feline younger brother a hint. “Vader said we wouldn’t get treats if we hid the stolen goods. Look for the loopholes.”}

zus: sister

klein broer: younger/little brother

ouder broers en zussen: older siblings

dierbaar: dear, beloved

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he follows him and meows impatiently, wanting to know the fuss that had disturbed his late afternoon snooze*

[monsieurstupidite]

hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he paws at the hem of your pants, demanding attention as recompense for coming all the way over here for what seemed to be nothing*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Monsieur gently pushes the cat away with his leg, telling him to be patient and wait until he’s finished. Setting down the last of the required materials on the dining table, he takes a seat and begins crafting.]

It really is a shame I didn’t have any red ribbon but pink is close enough. Though maybe I should wait I need to run to the store anyway... *continues mumbling to himself*

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*with the pair of scissors in his jaws, he makes a motion to climb onto the fairly tall bookshelf* *he figured that if he was going to get attention, he had to be a brat to do it* *it didn’t help that the scissors looked attractive enough to be considered a toy*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Noticing his sewing scissors and the 2 buttons he was going to use weren’t where he’d placed them, Monsieur fumbles around the supplies on the table looking for them. Confused, he stands up to see if he’d accidentally pushed them onto the floor when he hears a soft crunching noises. Turning slowly, Monsieur finds that 3 thieves have taken the missing items.]

One on the self, another next to the couch, the last on the stairs.

[Making brief eye contact with each thief Monsieur tenses his muscles, the 3 doing the same in turn.]

Girls. Le Chatton. Please-

[As if on cue, all 3 of the furry critters bolted. Not missing a heartbeat he goes for Mimi first. The black floppy white eared bunny might be the smallest of the 3 but she was also the cleverest. She’d use her small size to hide herself and it could take hours for him to find the button if he didn’t catch her first. She’d hide it then herself.]

MIMI VON STUPIDITE GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT BACK HERE.

*as he chases her up stairs, he yells over his shoulder* LE CHATTON, PANCAKE IF YOU TRY TO HIDE THOSE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY TREATS TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.

[Coming out from under the couch, Pancake looks up at her brother from another mother. Dropping her button she stands on her hide legs trying to get his attention.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*At the mention of a treat, Le Chatton starts to drool a bit, covering the scissors with his saliva and following his monsieur in hopes of getting one. He has yet to let go of the scissors however, distracted from the fact that they were still in his mouth.*

[monsieurstupidite]

“Does he ever think about something other than food?”

[Thought the creme colored lop as she dropped down to all fours swiftly hopping over to the large cat before he could follow their monsieur and sister.]

{“Meneer Chatton!” she headbutted his back leg “Get your mind out of your stomach and think about what Vader actually said, dom kat!”}

rough dutch translation:

maneer: mister

vader: father

dom kat: foolish kat

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he follows him and meows impatiently, wanting to know the fuss that had disturbed his late afternoon snooze*

[monsieurstupidite]

hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he paws at the hem of your pants, demanding attention as recompense for coming all the way over here for what seemed to be nothing*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Monsieur gently pushes the cat away with his leg, telling him to be patient and wait until he’s finished. Setting down the last of the required materials on the dining table, he takes a seat and begins crafting.]

It really is a shame I didn’t have any red ribbon but pink is close enough. Though maybe I should wait I need to run to the store anyway... *continues mumbling to himself*

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*with the pair of scissors in his jaws, he makes a motion to climb onto the fairly tall bookshelf* *he figured that if he was going to get attention, he had to be a brat to do it* *it didn’t help that the scissors looked attractive enough to be considered a toy*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Noticing his sewing scissors and the 2 buttons he was going to use weren’t where he’d placed them, Monsieur fumbles around the supplies on the table looking for them. Confused, he stands up to see if he’d accidentally pushed them onto the floor when he hears a soft crunching noises. Turning slowly, Monsieur finds that 3 thieves have taken the missing items.]

One on the self, another next to the couch, the last on the stairs.

[Making brief eye contact with each thief Monsieur tenses his muscles, the 3 doing the same in turn.]

Girls. Le Chatton. Please-

[As if on cue, all 3 of the furry critters bolted. Not missing a heartbeat he goes for Mimi first. The black floppy white eared bunny might be the smallest of the 3 but she was also the cleverest. She’d use her small size to hide herself and it could take hours for him to find the button if he didn’t catch her first. She’d hide it then herself.]

MIMI VON STUPIDITE GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT BACK HERE.

*as he chases her up stairs, he yells over his shoulder* LE CHATTON, PANCAKE IF YOU TRY TO HIDE THOSE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY TREATS TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.

[Coming out from under the couch, Pancake looks up at her brother from another mother. Dropping her button she stands on her hide legs trying to get his attention.]

[ask-gin-akutagawa]

*knocks*Hello miss Gin*bows handing over wrapped box* I bring cupcakes of many flavors and tea bags made from leaves in my garden for you to brew in hopes of brightening your day a bit.*kneels taking hand. presses it gently against forehead mumbling something before standing*its a cultural custom to wish happiness for those you’ve had fun with. this is 1 way to do so. I best be off now. I’ll be praying for you to have better days soon. *offers smile before walking away*

Thank you!

*smiles back*

Goodbye!

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he follows him and meows impatiently, wanting to know the fuss that had disturbed his late afternoon snooze*

[monsieurstupidite]

hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he paws at the hem of your pants, demanding attention as recompense for coming all the way over here for what seemed to be nothing*

[monsieurstupidite]

[Monsieur gently pushes the cat away with his leg, telling him to be patient and wait until he’s finished. Setting down the last of the required materials on the dining table, he takes a seat and begins crafting.]

It really is a shame I didn’t have any red ribbon but pink is close enough. Though maybe I should wait I need to run to the store anyway... *continues mumbling to himself*

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[thatonefrenchkitty]

*he follows him and meows impatiently, wanting to know the fuss that had disturbed his late afternoon snooze*

[monsieurstupidite]

hm? *looks down* How may I assit you?~

[monsieurstupidite]

*as he was dozing on the couch, he noticed his monsieur rushing about more than usual* *he gave a yawn, stretching his long body before he got down from the couch* *he looked up at his monsieur, wanting to know exactly what was going on* ~ Le Chatton

[Taking no noticing Le Chatton nor any of the others there watching him, Monsieur continues on with his business. He was grinning like a child that had made a discovery, whether this was a good or bad had yet to be decided.]

[monsieurstupidite]

I have made a discovery. I have already purchased a few pairs since there’s a sale. Fufufu I will definitely enjoy these~

[ask-marktwain]

*crashes through window* haHA! *stands up covered in cutes and glass. brushes off clothes before pulling out a covered plate filled with freshly baked cornbread and 24 pack of coca cola from hat* thought i’d pop in just to remind you to talk with your lover before making any rash decisions and that no matter what happens you are strong and an excellent friend! don’t hesitate to call if you ever are in need a pal! ta-ta~ *rewinds like a recorded video, leaving through and repairing the window, the THX theme playing from unknown source*

-

[Eats cornbread, trying to figure out how he’s going to be able to afford to fix that window.]

[ask-jouno-archive]

*slides out of food pantry* haHA! *spins before striking dramatic pose doing anime glasses thing* Tis I, Monsieur StupidE, here to make my first appearance before a member of the legendary Hunting Dogs! *bows deeply* First and foremost, I thank you for the sacrifices you’ve made to protect the people of this country. It is an honor to meet someone with a job such as this. Secondly, I see you desire to have a Samoyed dog for a family member. You are in luck good sir! For that can be arranged. *takes off hat to reveal a cloud puppy in it*

I found this little lady a few weeks ago next to her late mother. She was hit by a vehicle it seems. Though still young she’s a very smart lass, already trained to sit, lay down, and roll over. She’d be a lovely family member for you I think, take good care of her sir! I best be off now, ta-ta~ *salutes before stepping back into pantry only to poke head back out a minute later* Your bagels are expired by the way.

—–

[He gasped]

A cloud

[Rushing to her, he hesitated before dropping to his knees and cautiously holding out his arms. To his surprise, she almost immediately barked and ran into his arms. Tears sparkled in the corners of his eyes while she licked his face.]

Thank you for the cloud..

[Enlightened, he pet her with a dazed smile on his lips.]

Cloud…

[monsieurstupidite]

Meow? *he doesn't know what kind of 'screaming' to expect; the screeches of alley cats fighting each other and some louder noises came to mind* *he did not mind those noises, he had become used to them long ago* *noticing his monsieur's slight discomfort, he nudged his hand gently, hoping to reassure him* ~ Le Chatton

Thank you, my furry friend.

[monsieurstupidite]

*waking up from his nap in the clover patch outside, he yawns and stretches, planning on simply wandering around today* *he notices a door open and he goes to investigate* *going through the back door, he spies his monsieur, bleeding out of various crevices per usual* *he hops onto the couch, waiting to see what his monsieur would do about it this time* ~ Le Chatton

[Monsieur is on his phone waiting his doctor friend to pick up.]

haHA! ‘Tis been a-

[He’s cut as his friend starts yelling at him for calling while they were asleep. Being used to this Monsieur let the doctor scream for a good 5 minutes without a word, holding the phone away from his ear and smiling while he waited.]

I have multiple cuts with glass in them.

[Monsieur’s face paled at whatever his friend said before hanging up. Spotting le Chatton, he waved him over. Kneeling down giving his feline friend’s chin a scratch, he told him how his treatment would go. His voice was slightly shaky but dead serious.]

This is the first time you’ll be around while I’m getting treated. Don’t be alarmed by any... sounds made unless the rest of the family is. They’re used to it and know when they should be concerned.

[ask-alcott]

*knocks on door before tumbling out of cupboard on opposite side of room cat on head under hat* haHA! *stands up coat doing anime thing* Tis I, Monsieur StupiditE, here to make another formal greeting! *kneels down to give flowers* You may have heard of me from sir Francis already, so I shall keep our meeting brief! Until next time, ta-ta~ *crashes through window leaving blood behind*

[the sudden entrance shocked louisa and the blood only made it worse]

o-oh! ah! is that...blood?

the flowers are nice, at least...

[ask-thesilentrabiddog]

*crashes threw window landing face down. snaps fingers causing 2 small crates to appear. One is filled with various freshly picked fruits and veggies, the other filled entirely with fresh figs. muffled* just popin' in to say hi and congrats on getting a lover! i must be now, tata~ *body rewinds like a recorded video, window patching up itself too. the THX music comes from an unknown source as this happens*

Hello.

Thank you for the food. I will take advantage of them and make myself something nice.

I also thank you for congratulating me on my relationship, though I do not understand why.

[monsieurstupidite]

*head pops out from drawer* haHA! why wouldn’t I congratulate my friend for finding someone to love and possibly spend the rest of their life with? A key component in relationships is trust, no? Isn’t it nice to trust someone enough you can let yourself be vulnerable around every now and then?

[ask-thesilentrabiddog]

I see-your explanation makes sense. I thank you for your well wishes upon both of us.

I have trusted him with a lot before we got romantically involved...But I suppose it is rather nice to share much more with him than I was willing to before. 

[monsieurstupidite]

*smiles from drawer* I truly am glad you’ve found someone, I wish you both a happy relationship!

*smile morphs into smirk* Though it is a shame I never got a chance to make an attempt to woo you myself. After all, you are criminally adorable when flustered~

[ask-thesilentrabiddog]

Oh— [He looks embarrassed slightly.]

I am a criminal. So I supposed being “criminally” anything is a good way to describe me.

Um..Yeah..

[monsieurstupidite]

[His smirk widens, eyes gleaming with a mischievous glint.]

But it’s possible for anyone to be criminally adorable, sir rabid cutie~

I think I shall pay the lucky lad a visit soon. A chat about the best ways to fluster you over tea sounds lovely~

[Monsieur slowly withdrawals his head back into the drawer, giving him a wink while making a smoochie face.]

Ta-ta for now sir rabid cutie, may your record of being adorable increase~