#leaderinahalfshell

[donatecho-blog]

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📷 - for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.

“Well, I don’t know what else to tell you, Ryan – ”

“ – I think a giant talking turtle man playing Twister ‘till 3 in the morning by himself is as juicy as it gets. I mean, I could tell you about his love life – I could tell you about his platonic life – but it’s a sad story either way. 

A sad, sad, sad story.”

[puckhead]

@leaderinahalfshell

“Yo, Leo! What’s up? You lookin’ for Raph?”

[donatecho-blog]

@leaderinahalfshell

“–I said back off, Don. I’ve made my decision and I’m not afraid to stick to it.”

“The half n’ half was a good value deal for our money. It’s not my fault they got your side of the toppings wrong.”

“So sad you can’t be bothered to see things my way, Leo. Thankfully, my foresight is twenty-twenty, so, no need to come to blows. . . ”

“. . . while you were busy barking at me, I took the liberty of taking your half and hiding it for safe keeping. That way, I get at least a fraction of the toppings I actually wanted, while you -- being perfect and fuss-less -- can have the, ah, masterpiece you oh-so-thoughtfully phoned for me.

Extra anchovies, sriracha sauce and glazed pineapple, was it? Mouth-watering.”

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It’s not easy to get leaderinahalfshell alone nowadays -- surely the new recruits could wait a minute or two?

“Hey, Leo; it’s good to. . . !”

Don sighed, rubbing his face wearily.

“. . . could you step aside with me for a sec? We. . . we need to talk.”