“What is it, exactly, that you do?”
unprompted. \ @leaf-fuguri
“ IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK, ” the Professor says, before the sound of sizzling patties catches his attention again and he starts flipping over the row he has out on the grill. It’s tough work cooking hamburgers on an open-top that sends out smoke like there’s no tomorrow, but add in the windy weather, and he can’t shake the feeling that this conversation is about to be a recipe for disaster.
When she holds out her plate for a refill, the Professor is prompt to deliver. When he realizes that she does not looks satisfied with his one-liner, he is equally prompt to continue.
“ Officially, I’m both a Pokemon Professor and a Pokemon Researcher, but other people know me for all sorts of things !! Like ——– well, they call me a variety of names. There’s world explorer, nature-lover, global revolutionary, warhawk professor, preposterous innovator, outdoor nerd, Sinnoh’s madman, mister candyman, the hunk who guides trainers — there’s context for that one, I promise — and then of course, where would we be without my wife’s contribution — the Piplup and Torchic hater. ”