How the signs turn off their alarm clock
Aries: smashes their alarm clock into pieces
Taurus: takes like 10 minutes to fully comprehend that the alarm is going off
Gemini: uses pillow to knock it down. reaching over there would be too much work.
Cancer: uh my alarm clock didn't go off...
Leo: catches it first ring then continues to lie there until it's already time to leave.
Virgo: turns it off, gets up, stretches, nope. nope. nope. not ready for this day. goes back to sleep.
Libra: what alarm clock? i don't hear an- fine! fine! shut up, already.
Scorpio: you didn't even bother setting an alarm clock because you love yourself and don't believe in causing that much pain.
Sagittarius: knowing who you are, you set eight different alarms in a row. and still manage to go back to sleep.
Capricorn: you turn your alarm clock off and immediately get out of bed! what a beautiful world! (you feel accomplished though you're getting ready with your eyes still closed)
Aquarius: you let your radio alarm play a mellow song. you sit up and look out the window, embracing the not quite risen sun. such a pained soul. so mysterious. so deep. it takes you a few moments to realize you aren't in a very sad music video before you finally get dressed.
Pisces: I'm sure if you curl up hard enough, it'll go away.
