Hi! So if you’re up to it, you got any Stanley parable headcanons? Nothing specific really. Thanks!
a/n: Hii!! I'm sorry this is so late, but I finally got around to writing them!! I hope you like them :)
The Stanley Parable HCs!!!
Tickle:
The Narrator first found out Stanley was ticklish when he was in the broom closet and wouldn’t get out, so he “shocked” him, but it actually tickled
Stanley gets REALLY flustered when teased verbally
Stanley sometimes gets the Narrator back
When he does the Narrator glitches and stuff
Sometimes Stanley will piss the Narrator off so that he will turn into his like “human” form, and Stanley can tickle him
Stanley also would like beg the Narrator to stay a human because he’s “lonely” when in reality, it’s because he wants to tickle him while he's narrating (I would GLADLY do a fic on this btw)
Sometimes Stanley forgets the Narrator can hear his thoughts
So when he’s in a lee mood the Narrator knows and is SO smug about it
Stanley’s most ticklish on his knees, hips, and sides
The Narrator’s most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and ribs
Stanley didn’t know the Narrator was ticklish so he never really bothered to try and get him
But sometimes he would like think about getting the Narrator back and the Narrator (hearing all his thoughts) is like FREAKING OUT /pos
The Narrator does silly things to provoke Stanley, but gets upset when Stanley doesn’t get him (again, he thought he wasn’t ticklish)
It wasn’t until the Narrator said “Stanley, how come you never tickle me back” until Stanley tried to tickle him
When the Narrator found out Stanley likes it when he tickles him, he absolutely teased the shit out of him
The Narrator tickles Stanley if he ever says a swear word (or- is about to say one)
“That motherf- ah! Hehey!” “Stanley, we can’t have such foul language! This game is family friendly!”
Non-Tickle (tw: some angst)
Whenever Stanley does The Zending Ending, the Narrator refuses to talk to let Stanley have a choice for the next round (meaning he has to finish the game properly) then he goes back to normal
After the Not Stanley Ending, when the game restarts, the Narrator starts saying how much he missed him
“Stanley?! Stanley! Oh my goodness it’s really you! You don’t know how much I missed you!”
After a really bad ending, Stanley would just stand in his cubical, and the Narrator feels bad and generates a cup of coffee for him and brings him the bucket
Speaking of, the Narrator fucking hates the bucket
He always tries to hide it from Stanley, but somehow Stanley always finds it
Stanley loves pissing the Narrator off, and he finds a million ways to do it
The Narrator throws tantrums like a little kid (stomps his feet on the ground, crosses his arms, whines, pouts, etc.)
That’s the main reason Stanley loves pissing him off, because the Narrator’s reaction makes him giggle
The Narrator gets jealous of the bucket so easily
“Why don’t you hold me like you hold that bucket, Stanley. That’s an inanimate object, at least I can turn human.”
Whenever Stanley and the Narrator get into a fight, Stanley just stops whatever he was doing and just sits on the ground and waits for the Narrator to apologize
The Narrator eventually does because he can’t stand waiting and being bored
