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Top 5 reasons red team is better than blue team

All of Red Team can wear pants (rip epsilon)

Took out the Meta

Hit Wash with a car

DOUNT

L O P E Z

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Top ten headcannons for the crew of the hephaestus?

In no particular order:

Eiffel sings and sings well. (inspired by finding a record by a band named ‘Doug and the Slugs’)(I may have written an unposted oneshot thing with Eiffel and Singing)

Minkowski does cross stitch.

Lovelace used to take as many unflattering pictures of her crew as possible. She lost her scrapbook after the hole Minkowski blew into the ship

If circumstances were different, if the Hephaestus Mission didn’t happen and Hilbert wasn’t keen on experimenting on Eiffel, they would have been friends

Eiffel was more of a movie/comic/television/book guy- he didn’t really grow up with video games

Once they get back to Earth, with the advancements of technology when they were gone, they’re able to put Hera on a hard drive to get her away from Goddard/The Government.

Minkowski is allergic to strawberries

Lovelace is the best cook out of them all

(But Eiffel is the best at baking)

Lovelace reminded Hilbert of his sister

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D.Va / Brigitte : Cheerleader / Quarterback AU

1.) People think, looking at Hana Song and Brigitte Lindholm, that Hana is the cheerleader. They would be thinking wrong.

2.) Brigitte is the person you want at the bottom of a pyramid, the person you want to throw you, the person you want to catch you. And all the other cheerleaders get all :heart_eyes: at her muscles.

3.) Brigitte can’t wear? Hana’s football jacket bc she...tiny. Like, she’s jacked af, but she’s just smaller than Brigitte. Brigitte pretends that doesn’t bother her (but it does she wants to show her love for her cute powerful gf off)

4.) They met when Hana basically piledrove the football into Brigitte’s face when she was bending down to tie her shoes. It was love at first broken nose.

5.) Hana can and will regularly lift Brigitte. If she’s taking too long talking to someone, Hana will pick her up and start walking away.

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Top 5 reasons Locus is bby

Is bug-person

Terrible taste in men

Very huggable

Lets Grif keep the volleyballs

I want to squish their face

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Top five reasons blue team is best

Caboose

The Multiple Flavors of Church

K A I

Their ability to adopt/make friends with anyone/anything

Because I love them and I said so

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Fic title: It started out with a kiss

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it         

Current Day Fake-Dating Collage AU.

Leonard Church would like his family to get off of his case, so when yet another aunt asks him about when he’s going to get a girlfriend, he grabs the arm of the first guy who walks past, kisses him, and introduces him as his boyfriend. Luckily for him, Michael Caboose is A) in a few of Chruch’s classes, B) willing to play the part, and c) actually kind of hot

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Where did you find your avatar pic, the one with Locus wearing sun glasses on his helmet?

I actually made it! I took a screenshot I took from the show and photoshopped some glasses on him. I would have used the same glasses as my other blogs but I figured that red and blue glasses were fitting ;D

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Fic title: From the bottom of my heart, my bad

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it        

A handful of short drabbles set in PFL focused on York doing things like spilling coffee on Maine, eating something that South had in the fridge, tripping Florida...one small thing for each Freelancer in which York Hecks Up