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(Leech) Blog Update

For the moment, posts will be limited to one a day from the queue

If any posts seem familiar or like repeats, it is possible. I have the worst memory. I’ll try to vary them though, so they aren’t entirely the same.

I may use video game quotes (like from Silent Hill or Resident Evil) instead of posts from TextsFromLastNight, and I’ll make sure they’re labeled if I do.

I might redo the tags page sometime soon, depending on how busy I am with work.

Feel free to send asks or requests!

Who are we and where to find us

Mod Leech: @happyleech / HappyLeech @ AO3 / Ko-Fi / Canada

Mod Nile: @boxonthenile / BoxOnTheNile @ AO3 / Ko-Fi / Not Canada

#not texts #mod leech #mod nile #Update

Maxwell: At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Kepler laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.

#Wolf 359 #Maxwell #Kepler #Alana Maxwell #Warren Kepler #SI 5 #(847)

Cutter doing an employee review: You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.

#Wolf 359 #Cutter #Marcus Cutter #Goddard Futuristics #(201)

Bob: All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head

#Wolf 359 #Bob #Bob the Alien #Aliens #(613)

Bob: can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe

#Wolf 359 #Bob #Bob the Alien #Aliens #(530)

Minkowski: Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

#Wolf 359 #Minkowski #Renée Minkowski #Hephaestus Crew #(870)

Eiffel: it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

#Wolf 359 #Eiffel #Douglas Eiffel #Doug Eiffel #Hephaestus Crew #(330)#(I'm returned!)

Lovelace: God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.

#Wolf 359 #Lovelace #Isabel Lovelace #(609)

Jacobi: I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood

#Wolf 359 #Jacobi #Daniel Jacobi #nsfw text #(314)#(...domcobi tho)

Minkowski, attempting to communicate with the space mutant plant monster: It won't talk to me.

Minkowski: It'll only communicate using scissors

#Wolf 359 #Minkowski #Blessie #Renee Minkowski #Space Mutant Plant Monster #Hephaestus Crew #(973)#(yes the plant monster is part of the crew)

Jacobi: He's a drill sergeant!

Jacobi: The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.

#Wolf 359 #Jacobi #Daniel Jacobi #SI 5 #(210)#(this one might be a repeat but idc)

Minkowski: I'm going to be there later than expected.

Minkowski: There was a yo-yo incident...

#Wolf 359 #Minkowski #Renee Minkowski #Hephaestus Crew #(530)

Jacobi: Hung over.

Jacobi: Bed full of legos for some reason.

Jacobi: Not getting up.

Jacobi: Come build stuff with me.

#wolf 359 #Jacobi #Daniel Jacobi #SI 5 #(828)#Jacobi: Makes a lego bomb

Kepler: if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die

#Wolf 359 #Kepler #Warren Kepler #SI 5 #(804)

Eiffel: my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible.

Eiffel: I have my priorities.

#Wolf 359 #Eiffel #Douglas Eiffel #Hephaestus Crew #(810)

Minkowski, scowling at Eiffel: You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.

#Wolf 359 #Minkowski #Eiffel #Renee Minkowski #Douglas Eiffel #Hephaestus Crew #(646)

Minkowski, talking to Eiffel, head in her hands: Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today

#Wolf 359 #Minkoiwski #Eiffel #Renee Minkowski #Douglas Eiffel #Hephaestus Crew #Drug Use Mention #(310)

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