Leek7924 and I are being strange again...
Oi, Potter! Potter! I have to tell you something.
Oh, what is it now, Malfoy? I have detention with Snape and you know it.
I asked him to let you off the hook. So, can I tell you something?
You did what? Why? What did you want? A favour?
No. I want you to meet me. Now. Outside the Great Hall.
Uh... okay? I'll be out in a minute. I'll just tell Ron and Hermione.
Potter, this is important. Tell Ginger and Frizzy later.
Okay - I'm here, I'm here. What do you want? It's not about the Quidditch pitches, is it? We booked those at the start of the year.
No, it most definitely is NOT about Quidditch. Potter, I... I need to ask you a question.
Um, okay? Why didn't you just ask? Why did I have to come down to the Great Hall? Are you okay, Malfoy?
Not particularly, Potter, although your concern is noted. I feel a bit... confused?
Confused? About what? Why are you talking to me and not your Slytherin friends?
Because... there is no way on this planet that they would EVER understand...
Okay? Come on then. I thought you had a question. How would they not understand?
They don't... They don't much like Gryffindors.
Well, most Slytherins don't. But I thought you were one of them? Did you suddenly realise that we are so much better than you?
As if, Potter. But I didn't call you here to insult us Slytherins. I need to talk to you about... God, I can't do this.
Oh, come on, Draco - just tell me! What the hell has got you so bothered? I mean, it's got to be important if you're telling me! And besides, you haven't insulted me once! Is something wrong?
Harry, I need to talk to you about... feelings.
Ha! Really?! You're not going to tell me you're secretly in love with Hermione and that you are asking my permission, are you?
Harry - it's not really Hermione I'm interested in. (I don't like Ron either).
So, you're interested in a Gryffindor? Oh god! It's not Ginny, is it? Because, to be honest, I think she's gay, mate.
She's not the only one who's gay... Wait, who does SHE fancy? Oh god, is it Millicent?! Or Pansy?!!!
You didn't hear? Ron found her and Pansy snogging by the lake and threw a right fit! Until Ginny levitated him INTO the lake. Ha! Wait - not the only one who's gay? And you don't fancy Ron... Are YOU gay, Draco? Wait, a Gryffindor bloke... Are you after Nev or something?
* Runs away to vomit over Ginny/Pansy *
No shit, Sherlock. Look, I have no desire to fall in love with Longbottom. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what I'm talking about...
Wait... ME?! You have to be joking! What?! No - when did this happen?
You don't have to sound so digusted... Harry, do you really want to know?
I'm not disgusted. That would be hypocritical! I just wanted to know because... well... I kind of fancy you too.
You bloody hypocrite! But, honestly, the first time I saw you. Neville dropped his bloody toad and I saw your eyes for the first time. I was helpless, Potter.
Wow, Draco. I never knew you were so sappy! But then... why were you so mean to me? I mean, until you opened your mouth for the first time and showed what a prat you were, I really did want to be friends, maybe even more...
Well, I certainly blew it! But, as for being sappy - well, it's about the only thing Father couldn't stamp out of me... And as for being a prat, that was pretty much inherited...
Ha! YOU make jokes?! You make honest to god funny jokes?! Okay then, Draco - how about a deal? You try not to be a prat and I'll take you to a nice cafe on the next Hogsmeade weekend for lunch. Deal?
