#left lion

[thatsaysalotalotalot]

Loving this description of him from Ali Rashley, director of The Television Workshop

[culturalarchitect]

Guest Blog for Creative Nottingham: Left Lion, Right Lion. Confused? That's the point.

It’s a simple enough mistake to make in Nottingham. You say to a mate with the faux confidence of someone who hasn’t got a clue what they’re talking about, ‘Meet you at the Left Lion’. Something that people have done for generations it seems. So you turn up at what you think is the Left Lion only to find your mate is conspicuous by his absence. You tap your feet, prowl moodily around the stoic…

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[nottingham-uk-pictures]

View of the Council House from the bottom of King Street. One of the Lions at the front of the Council House is a popular meeting place, 'meet you at the Left Lion' for local Nottingham people.

[stephaniejostorer]

Street Photography.

Location Nottingham City Center

[hereticalxenos]

So since tumblr seems to be loving these joke horoscopes I decided to share sme fro  a local magzine called Left Lion. They’ve been doing spoof horoscopes for years and now I'm bringing them to you.

Aries: As your life isn't quite working out the way you’d planned it, perhaps it's time to try to find the equivalent of turning it off and then back on again.

Taurus: The blessed arrival of a baby in your life would be greeted with a lot more joy if you could work out who it was that posted it to you.

Gemini: Sometimes all you crave is to relax in your pyjamas with a movie and a bottle of ale, but this week all you’ll want is six units of blood, clean bandages, a splint, and plenty of morphine.

Cancer: You say you wanna kiss my face? Well, I wanna kiss your face too. But if we get all face-kissy together then people will talk and our girlfriends will leaves us. So let's make sure we only do it when there is no one else around. 

Leo: Your dealings with the dark powers will be jeopardised when they get a little freaked out by how eager you are to behead all those chickens. 

Virgo: You’ll never be able to express your feelings for others properly, so take what comfort you can in your ability to express a need for more  chicken wings.

Libra: This month you'll inherit a bunch of great AV equipment and furniture fro  your neighbours, who tragically die when you go into their house, kill them and take all their things. 

Scorpio: People will say you’ve hit a new low even for you, which is depressing, as they clearly haven't noticed all the rubbish things you've done so far. 

Sagittarius: You hate people who use the phrase “We’re through the looking glass here, people,” but you’ll have to use it anyway this week when you and a bunch of people physically go through a looking glass.

Capricorn: This month is a terrible time for you to travel, start a new romance, or take initiative in business matters.

Aquarius: You finally give in to a persistent colleague's desire to, as he puts it, “Spread your legs wide open, throw your feet up on the mantlepiece, and really go to town,” but to your great dismay, there seems to be sex involved too. 

Pisces: You might finally be ready to put the whole sordid incident behind you, but YouTube isn't - it's still getting 30,000 hits a day.

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John McGovern (Left Lion)

http://bit.ly/1dTjS3x

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Left Brian: End of Season Review (Left Lion)

http://bit.ly/1PmCxoN

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Nottingham Forest Ladies FC (Left Lion)

http://bit.ly/1FAV7DM