Lizzie: So? Did you do it yet?
Landon: Do what?
Lizzie: Oh you know...entered Hope's castle?
Landon: *confused* I thought Hope was from New Orleans.
Lizzie: ... Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo?
Landon: *lost*
Lizzie: Banana in her fruit salad?
Landon: Huh?
Lizzie: Slytherin Hope's Hufflepuff. That's a nerd reference just for you.
Landon: What the hell are you talking about?
Lizzie: Seriously...?
Hope: No. We haven't had sex yet, Lizzie. Now stop corrupting my innocent boyfriend's mind...please.













