hello, all you of tumbler! I am Xyradimanthes LeGaur, resident of the sloth ring, and I have done something truly great today.
as some of you might know, there was recently an incident down in hell. there was holy water leaking from somewhere I think, and holy water is bad for demons (it makes them go all steamy and smoky and dead and that is very mean) and it makes me feel horrid that it happened.
it turned out alright though! no worries, all, no demons died, everyone turned out okay!
lord beelzebub! (dun dun dun…)
I heard, through a rather cheeky means of… eavesdropping (extremely bad of me to do! even though I really only… listened into what my morals told me. it did make me twist my ankle, though, so it must be wrong,) that our dear mixer lord beelzebub had some of it spilled on their lovely hands! like I said, holy water is very bad for demons.
it burnt wholly through their hand! I felt deeply erred about this.
as soon as I heard this dreadful news, I offered to heal it for them. they said yes, and I was ecstatic! I hurried to them and healed their wound (after getting approved, of course - wouldn’t want to break a limb!). it healed spectacularly, thank goodness. no trace of damage.
and, get this, they gave me advice to get demons to stop trying to steal my wings off me! and said, and I quote, “have an infernal rezt of the day”!
I think I’ve made a friend! I’m so happy!
Dear Mx Duke Beelzebub, if you read this, thank you for being nice to me; it made my year!