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A few screenies from tonight's Deathguard event, a trip to Alcaz Island. When the group arrived, we split up evenly into two groups.

Group 1 managed to find a small area of land hidden behind a hovel in the mountains of the island, which harbored a large number of plants and herbs for the group to harvest, including the particular toxic plant they were after: Lantana Camara. They also uncovered that there were ventilation regions built into the ground to allow air into an underground prison complex, which they'd venture into later that night.

Group 2 was able to find some of the same brightly colored flower, as well as a large number of minions of some sort of mind-controlled organization. When the groups came together once more, they followed the path to a tower which appeared to be laid out as a delightful ambush of sorts. A heavily armored and armed-to-the-teeth Gyrocopter along with a small militia of the mind controlled minions attacked the group, though they were quickly dispatched and the Gyrocopter's chain gun made a hefty payoff of loot for the endeavor, quickly being taken by the LoV's deathguard for their troubles.

The groups then proceeded down into the subterranean complex. At the end of the tunnels and through a collapsed hallway that forced the group to submerge themselves in water, they found a lone Warlock who found some of the group's tabard oddly familiar. Of course, none of the members of the organization that were present recognized this man for exactly who he was. Praxos was suspicious of him to an extent, though all he wanted from the man was his surname. Once the man lied and gave him a false name, the group allowed him to leave and even gave him a portal to Silvermoon.

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Brunch of Vengeance: Thanksgivingsins

The Apothecaries and Deathguards of the Legion of Vengeance gathered tonight, November 25th, to discuss their current projects among many other things.

After a few people presented something, (a project idea, an expression of gratitude, and a reminder of upcoming event plans to name a few) we moved on to the main topic of the night. What, in the Legion of Vengeance, are we as individuals thankful for?

Immediately when the group was asked if anyone had anything to present this evening, Valinette quickly explained her ideas to have someone (Rhoenya and Nerkarth in particular) construct and animate a mount of sorts for her. No, not through Necromancy. Through science alone. Tesla coils and electricity. Similar to their "Fiennes" experiement, it would be a sort of Frankenstein-esque abomination. Nerkarth seemed on-board, as one could easily assume he was sketching a diagram plan for the monstrosity when Valinette was describing it.

Secondly, Deathguard Zennhon spoke up, expressing his gratitude for being able to be a part of this organization. He said that out of all his years, he hadn't ever felt better anywhere than with us. To honor the organization, he brought a treat along with him. Sulfuron Slammer drinks, heavy alcoholic beverages that have been known to cause the imbibers to belch flames. Those who do not drink politely declined, but the rest of them sure enjoyed the treat. Thank you, Zennhon!

Third of all, Praxos Shadowtear reminded everyone that his first event for the "Knights of the Bloodied Crown" will be on December 3rd, a group that would work within our organization as it stands. He explained they would each be "linked together" when inducted, but did not go into much more detail. It was merely compared to that of a Death Knight's attachment to a risen 'brother' when two Death Knights are raised by the same Necromancer.

Finally, the big question was asked. "What is everyone present, as individuals, thankful for - after undeath?"

Decidedly, we went in a counter-clockwise circle to answer and discussed what each person was indeed thankful for. Nakster went first, shortly and to the point as it was. He was thankful for undeath itself, as it gave him a second chance to "rip the head off of the dwarf that killed him", end quote.

Valinette went ahead and explained her piece second. She was thankful that she was "not rotting in the ground", that she is probably better at magic than she would have been in life, and that she had the chance to "meet some pretty cool people". She then proceeded to bring everyone's mood down by stating that she probably would've been happier alive, noting the fact that it was hard to bring out a few things that were good in undeath when most of it was bad, and when most of the world "wants you back in the ground". (Later on, she was so moved by Rhoenya and Nerkarth's 'thanks' that she went on to explain why she was thankful for Josandus. "He's strong in what he believes in, and doesn't budge on important issues.  Puts up with my ridiculous mood swings and fits of temper, and has proven that he'll do almost anything for me or to keep me safe.  And most of all he's -kind-, which is a quality so many of our kind seem to lack. Plus it's fun to make him blush and it's super convenient having a Shadowmender that wants to fix you up."

Josandus expressed that he was merely thankful to be "alive" in a manner of speaking. That he could run, fight, and most of all "not be helpless". He stated that he'd gladly trade a heartbeat for the life and freedom he currently possesses.

Wilaine spoke next, explaining to Valinette that "living" was only a relative term. He explained that we can think, we can feel, and we can have passion for the things we care about. "We have been given a second chance to make things right." What he was thankful for, however... was but merely "having his own dirty, and crappy jokes back."

Zennhon died in Deathknell, presumably when Lordaeron belonged to the Alliance. He stated that he was merely thankful for "a second chance to protect and serve."

Nerkarth and Rhoenya at first merely stated they were thankful "for each other", much to everyone else's sap-filled delight. Ivan however interjected, and tried to pry more details from the pair as to what they found likable about one another. Nerkarth finally caved in first, explaining that Rhoenya "learns very well, doesn't know how to quit, and despite the negative attitudes that she receives from others at times, she doesn't allow it to alter her course. She also excels at stitching and baking things." Rhoenya explained that she was thankful for Nerkarth because he quotedly "inspires her to do better." Without him, in her words, she "may as well have been a walking corpse on the road for all the good she's worth."

The group proceeded to press Ivan for what he was thankful for, although everyone already seemed to know his answer and merely wanted to hear him say it in as "business-like" a manner as possible. He explained that he was thankful for his wife, whom was also his teacher in "most, if not all of what he does for a living now." He explained that she was an invaluable asset to the Legion of Vengeance, and to the Forsaken as a whole "like no other". "That is of course, following the 'strictly factual' standards I had set out for Nerkarth and Rhoenya. Anything else you want to hear will have to be read elsewhere."

And elsewhere it can be read! Two posts below this one on the Legion of Vengeance tumblr is Ivan giving his "uncut thanks" for the holidays!

Thank you to all of the guildies who came out to the event tonight. It is clear that we will need a bigger boat, or rather a bigger dining room next time due to the expected outcome of the next brunch! Until then though, stay classy LoV!

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Legion of Vengeance Duel Tournament

We had a grand ol'e time of beating each other to a pulp (in some cases) tonight at the Amphitheater of Anguish in Zul'drak. Tonight, the Legion of Vengeance had an RP Fight dueling tournament that lasted for quite a while, and the after-event RP was just as entertaining as watching the fights!

First off, it was Sindris Plagueshriek vs Mikhail Olafsen. Unfortunately, after Mikhail was dismounted from his jousting bear companion it did not turn out so well for him.

He did put up a fight, however it seemed the RNG gods favored Plagueshriek on this day! He ended up the victor of the first round.

Sanari Ashwither vs Valinette Verloren was the second fight of the evening, and it ended up being one of the more violent matches of the night. Sanari started by giving herself a fortification prayer, but that was quickly shot down by Valinette's first strike. The girl did not seem to let up after that either, and was only finally interrupted by Sanari's mind threatening shadow incantations.

The duel ended shortly after Valinette summoned an infernal however, as it surprised the entire audience as well as her opponent quite effectively. Sanari was defeated in the end, but credit should be given where it is due, and she deserves it regardless.

Nakster Skullflayer and Rommal were the last to begin their brawl. Unfortunately, this battle seemed a bit one sided as when Nakster saw his first opening, he did not stop taking advantage of it. He stayed on the offensive nearly the entire match-up, and Rommal was likely not expecting to play defense this time.

Afterward, the wounded were carried back to the audience by the victors, where they were then mended after their grueling battles. It was a fun ride, and we hope to see you next week, Saturday evening, when we pit the three winner contestants, Sindris, Valinette, and Nakster, against each other at once in a triple threat duel. Even after that, this sort of event will become a monthly deal, as it seemed a lot of people enjoyed it, and some of them want another shot at their opponents from tonight!

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The Apothecary wing of Agmar's Hammer. Housing the -only- remaining Grand Apothecary; Sintar Malefious! 

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Memoirs of a Sociopath: Episode 1

"Good day readers, colleagues, and possibly simple plebeians. Most of you, I am sure, know me as the Head Medical Doctor of the Legion of the Hand of Vengeance, Ivan Felsorrow.

I write at the behest of my ever-and-always lovely wife, Seleste. She appears to be concerned with my mental health. You see dear reader, I have a bit of an anger problem, and it occasionally will get in the way of my work. That is what concerns her. I will not get into detail about it, as while the event in which I do lose my temper is extremely rare, the situation is not very pretty.

I digress. Seleste has asked me to begin collecting my thoughts in separate journal entries to mediate my anger among other psychotic tenancies which can otherwise arise when the situation does not call for it. Therefore, without any further ado, I welcome you to read on. I can guarantee the contents of this journal to be quite a delight on the eyes..."

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"Welcome to my thoughts. Feel free to look around, it's definitely an experience that can't exactly be imitated by anyone else. - Oh, what's that? No, no, please ignore the secret desire to surgically remove your face that I have hidden in the corner over there. In fact, don't look around my thoughts at all. Just focus on the words on this piece of paper, alright? Alright. Good."

"For the first entry in this collection, I will be discussing the different races of the Alliance and Horde that are quite frequently seen flying the colors of each faction. Eight of them, today. So get ready."

  Orcs: The Orcs are an interesting bunch of green skinned, bloodthirsty beasts who allegedly have some sort of 'honor' code in which they follow. Despite the fact that most of them are currently our enemies, I hold no exact personal grudge against them. They are incredibly unruly and brutish, however they can be commended for their cruelty and violence. Additionally, some of the most powerful Demonologists to ever exist were of orcish descent. Appropriate for a race of people who thrive on war.

  Humans: What can I say? I know this race like the back of my hand. In fact, my hand used to belong to a human, and technically still does. A dead one, of course. If you're simply that slow and haven't caught on yet, I am talking about myself. Me, yes. I was a human. Don't like that? Get over it. Regardless... Humans are fickle, and they are vain. Look at their paladins, for example. They cannot decide whether or not they want peace or to destroy the Forsaken "menace". They fight amongst themselves over this very topic, and often single members will switch sides over the course of the debate. I would be hypocritical if I got into their vanity, as that is a trait I carried into my undeath.

  Trolls: To be quite honest, they utterly disgust me. They're filthy, lanky and, more often than not, covered in mangled body hair. Their hairstyles are repulsive, their clothing is primitive and ape-like, and they worship some set of animal gods that don't even exist. I cannot stand their accents, their lifestyles, or even the huts they live in. And WHY do none of them wear shoes?! Oh, and don't even get me started on the fact that everyone is concerned about the newest "Troll Menace" on the headlines of the newspapers every few months. When will we have killed every single tribe? There are at least a dozen I can count off-hand, and it gets obnoxious trying to keep track of what we've already taken care of. You know what? I'm going to stop now, because if I continued, I'd go on all day about how much I hate these filthy jungle monkies.

  Dwarves:

They are burly mountain men who live in subterranean, volcanic environments, in the hills near Grim Batol, and in/around snowy mountain regions. I am aware that they are experts in gunfare and the like, however I do commend the dark-skinned Dwarves native to the Blackrock region in their limited command of the dark arts.

  Forsaken: Most of these people are socially inept and cannot be trusted in the slightest to -actually- want to be your friend. It's not hypocritical however, if you admit you have the same problems, correct? We're... a colorful number, I suppose you can say. Unfortunately, there are -some- of which still try to cling to their senses of "right and wrong", and "moralities". Ugh, they make me sick. You know who you people are. Yes, you people. You make me sick, do you realize that? Sparing lives and souls because it's apparently "the right thing to do" when you're all damned in the long run. When you get to hell, I'll be sure to send you my regards through a demon minion. Then command it to laugh at you.

Gnomes: I really have nothing to say here, but for completion's sake I'll think of something. The Gnomes, I suppose can be commended for their technological prowess, but then again I suppose you could commend a Goblin for the same thing. Now... if only these tiny people could be convinced to create higher-tech Plague Catapults for us...

  Tauren:

This is another one of those races I'd prefer to stay allied with strictly out of convenience. They have ridiculous ideals and a belief system which rivals the trolls in stupidity. They worship some sort of "Earth Goddess" which is similar to the kal'dorei belief of the same accord. More on them next. The tauren do have some strange motives, however, or have had them in the past. There is a place in Thunder Bluff known as "The Pools of Vision" in which Forsaken and tauren Apothecaries gather to make attempts at finding a "cure for undeath". How strange that they even care.

  Night Elves:

I have spoken to maybe only one kal'dorei in person, as they are rather reclusive. They hide themselves in the trees, the forests, and the brush as an example of their ability to keep from being seen. From what I've heard however, they are supposedly a warrior race akin to the orcs. They are violent and ruthless against their enemies, and are rather hypocritical it seems when it comes to the reasons why they dislike the orcs in the first place.

"At any rate. That is it for this evening. That was quite a list to make, and it is time that I retire. I do hope you return next week, as I will be giving my opinion on the remaining races of the Alliance and Horde, along with a personal outlook on current events. As for the weeks following, please, stick around... I've such -fascinating- things to show you..."