#legobatmanoffical

[legobatmanoffical]

Do you have any pet bats.

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Maybe.

[legojokeroffical]

oh my gosh you guys are like so cute

anyways did batsy tell you his secret identity yet

whats your fave part about him

Oh thank you! Aren’t we? 🥰

So first off, yeah he did. :)

He did it to prove his love to me-isn’t that romantic? He’s a romantic at heart.

And…hmmmm…

There’s just soooooo many great things about him! Where to start? Well he’s super macho and tough and has this low, gravelly voice that makes me just go batty (get it?)

And he’s such a goofball and never fails to make me laugh….

And he knows how to take a hard punch and give one. Bats is an epic fighter!

And he gets my jokes even if he sometimes pretends not to.

And he’s super thoughtful.

He’s just so cute honestly.

I love him sm.

[legobatmanoffical]

We. The Gotham citizens. Demand a batjokes wedding.

You-You want WHAT?!?!

@legojokeroffical DID YOU PUT THEM UP TO THIS?

[legobatmanoffical]

so theirs two of us now

@legobatmanoffcial

What the-

IMPOSTER!

[legobatmanoffical]

U should take a video of Bruce and you together if you're not Bruce Wayne.

Look, a picture! Even better!

[legobatmanoffical]

whats your relationship w joker like? How and why did you guys get together? Do you still say I hate you?

Hey! Thanks for the ask!

Not sure how I feel about the questions though. Is that all you people ever ask about? Me and Joker? How about ‘how did you get a nine-pack’ or ‘what was your most epic battle ever?’

Alright fine, random citizen. I’ll try to answer your questions to the best of my ability.

So…my relationship with Joker is…complicated, I guess. I think there’s an old saying that goes ‘if you’re enemies for over seventy years you’re no longer enemies, you’re in love’.

So yeah. There wasn’t much of a choice in it. It just…sort of…happened.

It had been years coming, I guess. But to make a long story short it really took off after Joker did this huge plot to prove he was my greatest enemy, after that I did get with a couple of random ladies but it started to feel...kinda weird. Like cheating. Even though we weren't even a thing at that point. (Plus, Jokes is really easily jealous). And all the ladies were just super boring.

So we decided we might as well-y'know-become a thing.

There’s more to it than that but I don’t want to make this an overly long answer.

Our relationship is pretty chill now. I mean, he's still my Greatest Enemy so we still say we hate each other. Bc we are STILL GREATEST ENEMIES. Just wanted to make that extra clear.

But sometimes we say. Other things. To each other.

Yeah. I think that pretty much sums it up. Sorta.

Batman out.

[legobatmanoffical]

Hi everyone. This is Batman. That’s right. I’m doing the Offical trend. Because I’m super cool. Now before I make any other posts I’d just like to dispel a few certain myths that seem to have arose surrounding me.

Number one: I am not currently dating the Joker. I don’t care what he says-he’s a criminal. He lies. Don’t you dare bully him for saying that we are tho or I will literally punch your face off. But yeah. We’re totally not dating.

Number two: I am not ‘taking a break’ from defending Gotham. Yeah, I’m taking the time to spend more quality bonding moments with my BATFAM but I’m still as sharp as ever. Cause I’m Batman.

Number three: There is this WEIRD and UNFOUNDED rumor circulating around that I and Bruce Wayne are one and the same. This is absolutely absurd. Bruno and I are good friends and he’s a really cool and tough and attractive guy, but we are definitely two very different individuals.

Anyways, talk to you all later.

Batman out.

[legobatmanoffical]

pls post again u guys were funny

Us? Funny? Pfft. @legojokeroffical we're not funny

...Are we?