#legosaur

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Hi :)

I never thought there's someone who ship Sauron x Legolas except me, the brain rot get worse after I saw how hot the cast of Sauron is in ROP,then I got the idea of searching about them in Tumblr and I found you! Literally the best thing to happen to me for months! I'm going to make some aesthetic boards for them, it's the only way I can contribute anyway 🥹

Oh babyyyyyyy you missed a whole crack fandom moment (crafted by yours truly) during peak Covid lockdown. I played mega devil’s advocate and got a solid army of people to get behind that crackship before falling off the lotr bandwagon like

[travelling-my-little-pony]

Pretty Beat has encountered a Legosaurus.

In Dorset Museum, in Dorchester, England.

[councilofelrond]

Legolas has a hick accent (at least in Sindarin.

Sauron (in my headcanon) has a really thick Irish accent because Angbandian.

Conclusion: Neither can understand the other AT ALL. In this essay I will—

[from-dark-dunharrow]

Mairon: I love you.

Legolas, not paying attention: What was that?

Mairon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

[elrondscumslut]

This is the End

Prologue

TW: implied mention of non-con/rape(kind of)

It was over. The war was over and Sauron won.

Legolas shaked, peering around the large room as he reminisced of how he came to be in this cursed place.

Sauron's servants had captured the eight of the Fellowship that still lived, keeping them locked in the dungeons of Mordor. Oh, Legolas still felt the fresh pain pierce his heart as the sound of the hobbits cries had ringed in his ears. They, all of the fellowship too, had gone through so much. What sorrow as it was all for naught. Sauron has the ring and no force was to ever bring it out of his dark clutches again.

But that's getting off topic isn't it? After days of no food nor light in the dank dungeon, all eight were brought up to stand before the dark lord. He mocked them, of how they failed, of how they were so close. Of how they had no hope now.

He threatened to torture them, kill them. Mulled and debated with himself of if he should make them slaves or just put them back in the dungeons to rot. Legolas couldn't stand the despair on his friends faces. They didn't deserve this. The final straw was when Sauron made talk of turning Frodo into turning into a... it was disgusting. Incorrigible. Absolutely and totally blasphemous. Legolas wanted to gag at the thought of the possibilities if he hadn't stepped in when he did.

Finally getting to the point. Legolas couldn't take it anymore and... offered... himself. To Sauron in exchange for safety of his friends.

Legolas mulled over the events of the last week sitting in the dark room, wondering what exactly was to happen next as he waited for his 'master' to arrive.

Inspired by the legolas/mairon posts from: @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth @ibrithir-was-here @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond @burning-quesadilla

[maironsmaid]

Sauron, Lord of the Rings, the Dark Lieutenant and Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, Master of Dol Guldur and twisted Lover of Sauron.

Also I almost forgot to give Sauron make up, unbelievable

[finmoryo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Legolas discovers some things in Mordor's library. Mairon helps him see another perspective.

I made the Mairolas fic. It’s not long or very in depth about their relationship, but it exists. I might write more, I might not. Enjoy.

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

I’ve found what Legolas does to keep himself busy in Mordor 😂😭 @burning-quesadilla @the-reformed-ringwraith @councilofelrond