documenting the different things you get by interacting with the updated thisisnotawebsite.com ! <3
clickable areas: book of bill, the swords logo, the top of the computer, the jar behind the laptop, and buttons on the computer
computer inputs below!!!
mabel — puts stickers all over the lab. when all stickers are sticker-ed, the computer says “lab is now fully mabelized”
dipper — messages from bill instructing dipper to stare directly into the sun
mason — letter on anagrams by ford. ford mentions a cryptogram codex
tyrone / paper jam — photo of paper jam dipper. “here, he’s your problem now!”
stan / stanley — ebay search for brass knuckles / gold chains for old men / dogs playing poker / 8-ball cane / male girdle / shriner fez / colonel sanders tie / then opens up “wheel of shame!”
wheel of shame opens up various different pages including “ex wives”, “fears”, “secret shames”, “unreported crimes”, “failed products”, “darkest thought”, “lowest moments” and “how he beat me”.
clicking on “how he beat me” repeatedly gives you different messages
imstillonyourmind — video clip of the water, presumably a view of the water from stan and ford’s ship, with stans voice in the background
stanford / ford / sixer — “voulentary discharge” case report from an 18 year old ford.
filbrick — “i’m not impressed”
pines — computer screen reads “a good family tree”
bill / bill cipher — wikipedia article for the eye of providence (all seeing eye)
cipher — wikipedia article for “triangle”
book of bill — “hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance”
vallis cineris — a staticky video of a young bill, with two other triangles (supposedly his parents). a robotic voice says “why did you do it?” repeatedly.
soos — 3 page message from soos. lol
pinata — video of a bill cipher pinata being hit by a little kid, bill going “OW WHY WHY”
wendy — 👌 (but upside down)
pacifica — note from pacifica
platinumpaz — a story about pacifica’s nightmare, and nearly making a deal with bill. character development!!!!
gideon — opens search bar for “sweat resistant bolo tie”. apparently there is also one where he sings(?) but i have not gotten that one.
waddles — pigplacementnetwork.com
robbie — text messages between xX*RobbieV*Xx and THOMPSON4
tad strange — a… strange video of someone cutting bread.
mcgucket — youtube search for “cotton eye joe”
hectoring — a song about bill is played, the lab computer screen shows a record will a logo of bill on it
giffany — downloads giffany onto the websites laptop, then downloads a file folder onto your laptop full of giffany’s sprites and messages to soos. will have to look closer at this one later
toby determined — search result for “restraining order”
blendin — “time agent lost and presumed incompetent”
various words and phrases are below the cut!
i put this in alphabetical order for your viewing conviencence, and my writing inconviencece!
29121239168518 — “what comes from zimtrex 5?”
3466554 — “what leaves a thin line in the snow?”
ad astra per aspera — a letter from ford ft. notes from mabel on bill’s statue + fords closure
alex — opens browser search for “flannel”
answer — “question”
axolotl — “you ask alotl questions”
baby / baby bill — an ultrasound of bill. “congrats, guess what’s growing inside you right now! see you in 9 months papa!”
black sheep — a test of patience from bill
blanching — youtube result for how to blanch vegetables
blind eye — WKHBOOVHH WKHBOODOOVHH plus a colour code at the bottom
booberry — meaning of life
burnedinside / burn side — a photo of destroyed looking oregon parks sign and a parks department badge
bye gold — “bye!”
card — a photo of a “fructose by the freakin yard” that also says “bill cipher, dream demon”
conspiracy — a video of someone trying to figure out soos’s broken countdown. there’s a joke about morse code in the sparks. “what does it MEAANNNN???”
cray cray — wikipedia result for “mental health”
cryptogram codex — downloads four different fonts
cursed — a clipboard with article pages for how kids can resist drawing bill. the second page is torn and there are drawings of bill scribbled underneath, with the text “he is watching” and “run”
curse wittebane — a bill themed ouija board
death — “life’s goth cousin”
deer teeth — “for you, kid!”
dippyfresh — a reddit post with a photo of the burger king kids club
disco girl — dipper singing in the shower and then singing along to the entirety of disco girl. catchy!
disney — “rat.gif censored for your protection”
divorce — a logo for the bar that bill goes too… billford divorce is real…
dorito — a floating dorito and then a bill jumpscare
ducktective — “ducktective stars in ‘love, quacktually’, coming to: ‘oi, it’s the cockney channel innit?’ this fall
easter egg — “easter eggs? sounds like a conspiracy”
harold’s ramblings — “how is clown repellant made?”
help me / god — statue bill and an axolotl
hologram — “universe”
horror — the “always garden” urban legend. backrooms reference!
irregular — bill’s mugshot photos with a code at the bottom
just fit in — a video of someone playing with one of those shape games… i’m unsure what to call it. the game where you hurt he shape into its corosponding spot. you can hear distorted speaking at the end of the video as it glitches out
justblendin — cowboys at a camp… ft irl blendin!
kings of new jersey — downloads the stan twins secret code font
kubrick — a video zooming in on bill cipher inside of a lh old club, i can’t read what the text says (i’m not wearing my glasses SORRY)
liar lyre — “the 20tg ingredient of anti-ciphering tonic?”
lies — “the game of lies”, a parody of the game of life. bill gives us a lesson on lying. lie until you aren’t lying anymore!
life — “life 72% complete. now loading death”
love ya bro — a drawing of stan and ford on the stan-o-war-II. the back has a bro-code on it. will have to translate
love — photo of the bill romance book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it.
monster — google search for “THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK”
mountain don’t — “what’s a medicaid homonym?”
multilevel mark — “who defeated silas birchtrpe—?”
mystery shack — google search for confusion hill
mystery — “?”
naitsuaf — article on selling your soul, link to a soul selling contract
no — “your loss…”
nothing — “something”
portal — “portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one”
question — “answer”
r34lity — pictures of bill’s henchmen in various places, the caption reads “they found a new home”
rat — “thurburts’ number?”
reality — “is an illusion”
scalene — “life form not found”
scary — photo of the bill spookeumps book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it
scrimbles — life form not fount
season 1 — “season -1, anti-gravity falls”
season 2 — “season 1”
season 3 — “season 2”
season 4 has no result
seven eyes — a polaroid photo of bill’s crossed out henchman. the back says “leave him, escape to dimension [scratched out], it’s against the rules but it’s the one reality where you may be safe from him”
shave your grandma — chapter 9 of the bill textbook, two pages.
something — “nothing”
sorry — photo of ford and mcguckett with a letter from fiddleford on the back
tantrum — a transcript of a conversation between bill and time baby.
theory — MATTPAT???????
theraprism — warning sign
they’ll see — “is seeing believing?”
tinsel snake — “the 6th option on bill’s editing software?”
titansblood — “hoot hoot! password please!”
tj eckleburg — “never mention that name again”
torture mentally — “name an unpronounceable wizard”
triangle — “tri harder” or “)”
trigonometry / math — a note from bill complaining about plato
universe — “hologram”
various swear words — “not s&p approved! wash your mouth out with soap!”
virus — opens up “THEPLAGUE.PDF”
weird — weird al is now trapped in the computer (sorry!)
