#leish.txt

[wrestleish]

i hope a fucking parade of wrestlers come from stardom to beat up thekla. i hope we have a thekla invitational. a Dumb Bitch Gauntlet if you will. where it's just a ton of women taking the opportunity to try and murder her. i want to see her going like "ladies, LADIES, not all at once, you greedy bitches need to learn some patience" and then getting laid out by like five wrestlers at once

[wrestleish]

also i love jetspeed jetspeed are my guys gender neutral but if they're in the tailgate and then in the new title gauntlet, they're both fighting twice in a night (and i keep forgetting and then being reminded that sammy guevara was on all in twice because i never watched the pre-show, so men's wrestlers having multiple matches in a night has already happened)

why haven't we announced mercedes having multiple matches on a pay per view yet. she has all of those titles and were CLEARLY doing a hubris angle HAVE SOMEONE OR SOMEONES CHALLENGE HER FOR ONE OR MORE BELTS AT FULL GEAR!!!!!!

[wrestleish]

book it tony

[wrestleish]

bored already of people going to time limit draws for the connie belt and then getting a rematch without a time limit. one of the best things about it is the time limit! limitations on the stories you can tell lead to different stories than you might usually be inclined to! instead it's just like, actually the limitation got in the way, let's just do what we would normally do. BORING!!!!!

[wrestleish]

swerve and hangman both proxy fucking ospreay........... you think it is a poly v centred on ospreay but actually he is just a tool for them to be even more obsessed with each other.................. i would like to see it.................

[wrestleish]

thinking about girl dustin dating absolutely the worst dude, who is like slightly better than the guys she normally dates because he thinks it's cool that she's a wrestler and wants to come to her local shows.

except he thinks it's cool in a gross fetishy way where he thinks girls play fighting in their underwear is hot, not so much the comedy wrestling+lucha libre that chuck taylor does. he definitely HATES orange cassidy, which is fine because jim hates him too. she hates all the guys dustin dates because they're always assholes who make shitty comments about her weight and hit on other girls in front of her and get all pissy when she's mean-funny to them. but this guy's the worst. he thinks it's hot for dustin to kiss girls but not if that girl is jim because jim's a lesbian

he's soooooo insecure about jim and dustin's friendship, and tbh he's right to be, hellooooo, they are deeply in love even if they won't realise it's mutual for another few years, but he's viciously homophobic about it. fully like, jim is a predatory lesbian trying to corrupt my innocent girlfriend and i cannot let them be alone together or dustin will catch the gay. crucially he never says anything like this to dustin or where dustin can hear, but he's shitty to jim's face often enough that jim's like absolutely fuck this, i'm not hanging out with you and your shitty boyfriend any more, have fun with that.

anyway then he dumps dustin and jim is like thank GOD but also dustin is turbo depressed about it, so jim's at least trying to be a supportive friend. and it's not exactly a hardship to let dustin shittalk this guy jim absolutely hates and had to pretend she didn't for months and months. and jim's saying the usual like "yeah fuck that guy. you deserve better than someone who put you down constantly and didn't know shit about wrestling but thought he could tell you what you should do with your career and also body and fitness and etc"

but then totally offhand jim is like "what a homophobic asshole" not thinking about what she's saying at all or being pointed or anything, but dustin sits UP. she's been crying for like an hour, her face is all gross and blotchy and her eyes are red but she suddenly looks the most serious she ever has. and she says "wait. what the fuck." and that's how jim finds out dustin didn't know the guy she was dating was being actively homophobic to jim the whole time, and how dustin finds out jim didn't think that would be a deal breaker for dustin if she knew about it.

[wrestleish]

1. "we're gonna grab them and we're gonna walk them" okay dogboy in chief

2. he's right though???

[wrestleish]

also zayda steel being asked if she'd want to wrestle stat and being like "stat daddy!!" and then like, actually i'd want to tag with her before wrestling her. i would LOVE to see it. that would be SO CUTE AND GAY