professional wrestlers not depressional wrestlers

wrestling sideblog; main @tightleish; leish(a), they/she, 30s

[wrestleish]

no offence to dunkzilla but if we get a national title match on the pay per view and not a women's WORLD tag titles match i will be affecting trout populations in front of tony khan

[wrestleish]

what the fuck was taz's comment about hyan's brother "hyoff" like i assume it's a joke about something from the way he laughed and went "it's getting late boys" but like. what

[wrestleish]

i know taz as a heel commentator never says anything nice about a face but his comment about willow, a new yorker, getting cheered over mercedes in boston was like. yeah?? because it's willow fucking nightingale?? your biggest most over babyface of all time?? one of the other commentary team could have said something like this in response????? like what are we doing here

[wrestleish]

mercedes + divine dominion trio of all time. mercedes backing away from willow into the corner then looking between her two big women and smirking Incredible work

[wrestleish]

speedball's tone as they talked about loving kevin was so condescending and then the "we'll be ready to forgive you" incredible work. kevin should kill them. i love love and i love jetspeed but more than that i love turning evil because your ex (or anyone) thinks they know you better than you know yourself

[wrestleish]

windsor in the sports jersey and short shorts is 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[wrestleish]

i need aew men to take like a 4 to 6 year break from calling other men bitches in promos and stuff. we need to be in the next decade before i have to hear that again

[wrestleish]

man i was really enjoying kenny's promo on kevin and then he just had to call kevin a bitch. Where's my post

[wrestleish]

catching up on dynamite+collision and i have to say despite world champ kenny being not for me he has now won me over because i am very very charmed by his like collaged omega symbol arch thing in the ring. all the pictures of himself and what i assume are his cat. i hope in kayfabe he made it himself

[wrestleish]

also when ross gave me the dynamite summary earlier this week we were like thank GOD he brought the bucks out for the celebration. when the vibes need boosting you gotta get the bucks out there and you KNOW they'll get you on board with whatever. mvps of the men's singles division now as well as the men's tag division, for saving our interest in the men's world title

[wrestleish]

catching up on dynamite+collision and i have to say despite world champ kenny being not for me he has now won me over because i am very very charmed by his like collaged omega symbol arch thing in the ring. all the pictures of himself and what i assume are his cat. i hope in kayfabe he made it himself

[wrestleish]

why am i even writing this rule 63 fic when this song executes the concept just fucking perfectly

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestling Ship Tournament

ROUND 3 - Final Matchup

Mariah May X Mina Shirakawa X Toni Storm

BCC (Bryan X Claudio X Mox X Yuta X Regal)

Bayley X Sasha Banks

Voting ended on8h

Propaganda:

MM x MS x TS

-The three of them opted to have their storyline involve kissing and references to them having sex. This is what got me into wrestling.

BCC

-They're like Fight Club if Fight Club was about doing competitive bdsm. Just some insane power dynamics going on in there, also.

B x SB

-Their friendship outside kayfabe is stronger than most marriages between wrestlers.

[cosmic-spider]

Oh, Maya v Shida on Redemption? Okay! Wish it had literally any build whatsoever but y'know, cool match! No Kris redemption but hey Maya's awesome!

[orange-catsidy]

aew has made more painmaker shirts than golden lovers shirts which is a little insane! they do not want fujobucks!! they don't want that gay money!

[moxxilie]

also not to complain but where have kris and persephone been after the ending of the survival of the fittest match?? missed opportunity

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Oh my Christ I need the Birds in a street fight/bar brawl against Athena and Mercedes, that would bang

[pujoshinonsense]

kevin knight you are so beautiful please stop being evil

[fullgears]

kevin knight you are so beautiful please get more evil