#lelldorin

[demisaurus]

Does anyone know what Lelldorin was actually supposed to do?

Like except for slay, create problems and be a himbo that is

[incorrect-belgariad]

Garion: So what's the strategy for this mission?

Lelldorin:

Torasin:

Garion: You do have a strategy, right?

Lelldorin: (quickly hides paper that says "Fuck it, we ball")

[incorrect-belgariad]

Lelldorin: If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Lelldorin: What is the medical name for an almost irresistible impulse to throw an egg into an electric fan?

Ariana: I don’t know but it’s definitely transmissible because now I have it.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Lelldorin: Eat the rich, call it a fancy feast.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Lelldorin: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

Garion: Are you fucking stupid?

Lelldorin: I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask?

[incorrect-belgariad]

[Lelldorin is about to do something dangerous]

Garion: It’ll kill you.

Lelldorin: Only if I die!

Garion: Yes. That’s what… killing you means.

[incorrect-belgariad]

Lelldorin: So what you’re saying is… Nachak and the Murgos played me like a fiddle?

Garion: Oh no, Lelldorin, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. They played you like the cheap kazoo you are.