#lemon thoughts

[lemondraisaitl]

affirmation: i will live to see good things happen to connor andrew mcdavid

[lemonadier]

It’s really, really aggravating seeing how horribly reductive the discussion about Gameoverse’s overt sexism is. The main problem isn’t the main character is curvy and in a bikini and to reduce it to that completely diverts any good faith discussion.

[soupsoupinc]

sfth obsession coming back… can’t stop quoting it-

“when the chat is away, the souris will play… jouer!! i’m learning french as i go” / “it’s skin- HUMAN SKIN”

“huh, that’s a new word i’ve learnt. sex! … fucking sex!” / “SWALLOWWWW”

“why would you bring up hands, that’s offensive” “you blew my legs off” “okay”/ “a part of you always stays on that battlefield” “yeah my FUCKING LEGS”

“i don’t hear anything” “come on now.” “cushion for the pushin” / “do you think sally’s prettier than me?” “well she’s got good cheekbones, you know how i like cheekbones” “WOW OKAY you could’ve just said no, but okay” / “the woman in our family have always had a gift” “o…kay??” / “MOTHER I DONT THINK WE’RE INSURED FOR THIS” / “OH MY MIGRAINES”

“a CONDOM de-vid. you said you left behind no evidence” / “i don’t need anymore evidence like THAT ONE IN THERE” / “OOHS YER DAD”

“mummy i had another one of my, FUTURE DR-AMES!!” / “when i have a dream and it come TRUEEE” / “me and your father are fucking” / “my body is a temple that houses the RRRRRRRAGE OF THOUSANDS” / “you think i get my football prowess from fucking my wife? i beat you seven-nil when i was NINE YEARS OLD” / “and my wife’s still aliveeeee”

“take a seat… no no, take a *seat*” / “i was raised in a nunnery, BITCH”

edit: added more

[lemonfodrizzleart]

I just realised why I like the funnybunny ship so much. For some reason, they really remind me of JackieStan?? I can't quite put my finger on why, but I just want to keep seeing those guys in love ;-; ❤️

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

(2nd request) I love all the fics where we cook or bake somerhing for the twins but what if we cooked together? Three idiots fighting over the ingredients, the whole kitchen is a mess and at the end we all have to taste and rate what the other has cooked. It's so chaotic and we end up eating what we (reader) made because they can't cook to save their life. Again, sorry if this is too much, I've read your last update post and I understand if you don't want to write these. Mwah💺 anon

hii angel!! I made into hc’s like said in another message. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

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three idiots in the kitchen

tangerine x reader x lemon (platonic)

word count: 252

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okay so first, cooking is a kind of hazardous experience !!

everyone doing their own thing that is IN NO WAY cohesive

let's say you're making a three-course dinner. tan is on starter, you're on main and lemon is on dessert

the kitchen is an utter state!!! potato peels on the floor, spilt flour, broken eggs on the counter, just an all round shit hole 

you're constantly bumping into each other, snatching utensils from each other, stealing back counter space. can imagine a fair few "this is my side! go over there," "that's mine get your own," "you're in my space," "you're ruining everything,"

kinda imagine 3 giant children!! lots of stealing and sabotaging

ruining each other's courses so that you have the best dish, too!! lots of that

maybe turning the oven off or RIGHT UP when it's being used by someone, just so it's raw or burnt

just a real chaos!!

maybe you knew better and secretly made another dish to avoid it being tarnished (kept somewhere secret)

after the timer goes off, you all step back and take a breather. probs staring at the mess

you made a deal at the beginning- the winner doesn't have to clean. and luckily, that's you. you weren't a complete idiot bc you made another dish to avoid losing (cleaning)

the twins were obviously bound to lose as their cooking is almost always inedible. and they struggled with sportsmanship!!

also the twins are def covered in food bc they threw it at each other

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[party-lemon]

Saw Across the Spider Verse today

[lemonbee420]

A lot of people want Zuckerberg and Bezos and Elon to go on the next Oceangate trip but you should know they wouldn’t pay $250,000, they’d pay *more* cause they’re that level of rich. At least one of these dudes wanted to be shot into space and spent millions of dollars so it’d be no big deal. I feel like they’d each pay more and more to one up each other

[sweet-or-sarcastic]

It’s 1 am...

and I can’t stop thinking about that scene in the KP Movie where Drakken yells at Shego

But then she reacts with

The power shift is soo strong my god. You can feel Shego’s BDE like...

This is the stance of a man who is regularly getting pegged on Thursday nights by his goth gf with a glow in the dark strap.

Convince me otherwise