#lemony snickey

[sampungmgadaliri]

I just had a thought...

What if Lemony Snicket’s editor is Moxie Mallahan?

Pretty sure, I am not the only one who thinks this and the 667 Dark Avenue fam welcomes this idea as well.

[madpunda]

Ok. IT WAS UNDER OUR NOSE ALL ALONG!

Ishamel was there all along ! In episodes 5 and 6 he always arrives when they need him, HE WAS WATCHING THEM! And he talks about postcolonialism, AND HE CREATES HIS OWN COLONY!!

[theoriquewitherseld]

Hey Snicket fandom

Have you ever wondered the possibility that Lemony Snicket can't be bribed through flattery because he self-depreciates himself to the point that insults and compliments have no effect?

[tinyfunx]

Fixed it!!! 

[xygni]

You shouldn't do terrible things, and if you do terrible things, don't do them in front of a writer. They will be written down.

Lemony Snicket

[rooonilwazlibb]

Can somebody please tell me which Lemony Snicket book this is from? I've loved it forever but cannot for the life of me find it's exact source.

“I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I’ll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.”

Thanks!

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[midnightgospelssss]

Everyone at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and they will spend the rest of their days wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake someone else up so they can feel this way too

Lemony Snicket

[optimistic----pessimist-blog]

Good quote.