#lenoch

[ayasenisan1713]

Van: The best defense is attack. <- actually unable to physically run away

Kim Dokja: That’s usually what is said in action novels, not when an apocalypse started today and you face a giant monster for the first time! <- thinks that Van is crazy

Gehrman Sparrow, who was about to follow Van thinking modern people had quite a strong mentality in this world: …I knew there was something wrong here.

Kim Dokja: You’re even more crazy for going along with this guy’s plan. (Aren’t you scared of monsters?)

Gehrman Sparrow: But this guy was about to fight it too. (So I thought it was normal.) *points toward Yoo Joonghyuk*

Kim Dokja: Yoo Joonghyuk is literally the protagonist of an action novel.

[8420twenty]

Twenty: for some reason, she looks kind of menacing.

Ayase: yandere.

Does he look dead? Imagine the relief she felt when his heartbeat actually registered. Lol.

Ayase: people check for pulse by wrist or neck. This is shady.

This is shady, apparently. 'What was Twenty doing all these years to those poor people' indeed.

[sarahinthewordsland-blog]

18/2/18/9:19

Člověk si myslí jak ty prázdniny budou skvělí, jak každej den bude mít nějakou zábavu. No, místo toho jsem je proválela u seriálů a dnes poslední den bych nejradši vrátila čas o týden zpátky a donutila se něco dělat...

(Ale stejnak bych zkončila stejně)

[ayasenisan1713]

Tense battle situation. Making a cool entrance, Van, who just arrived, faces the enemy.

Van: *activates his 'magic eyes'*

Gehrman Sparrow, lampooning: What is this, some kind of edgy anime?

Kim Dokja, hearing Gehrman’s thoughts: *chokes*

Jung Heewon, seeing Kim Dokja choking: Are you okay?

[ayasenisan1713]

I was thinking about writing an ORV x LOTM x GWTM crossover… titled 'Three Psychopaths In The Same Room'. The three in question: Yoo Joonghyuk, Gehrman Sparrow and Van (or maybe Victor)

Sometimes, being a psychopath depends not on oneself, but on others’ perceptions.

(Ahem, and anyway-) In a way, Joonghyuk is the closest to being a real psychopath among them, because he’s the only one who’s not acting.

…Or maybe Van because he actually mass-murdered thousands of people even without having a psychopathic personality, but that’s not the point here.

Van: At least I have social skills.

(Van, to people who tried to kill him: Hey, you’re still alive?

Pandemonium members: *try to flee*

Van: ? Did I say something wrong?

Ermond: Did you really think it was a good greeting?)

…Oh.

[ayasenisan1713]

Van, in the future: So Secretive Plotter’s identity is…

Kim Dokja: Yes.

Van: *recalls the times he got sponsored by Secretive Plotter for hitting Yoo Joonghyuk*

Van: …

Van: Do you perhaps have hatred toward yourself-

Yoo Joonghyuk: *glares*

[ayasenisan1713]

Lenoch in MHA:

Lenoch: They don’t understand with body language. Let’s draw it.

(That’s a bad idea, Lenoch.)

Lenoch: I want that. (Dictionary).

Aizawa: A tentacled monster?

Lenoch, in English: Phone. (Or do they not exist in this world?)

Pro-heroes: Ah, Google Translate existed.

Aizawa, using Google Translate: Why do you want a tentacled monster?Lenoch: ? (What are they talking about?)

[ayasenisan1713]

Sometimes you just want to say: When you’ve finished being the protagonist of an apocalyptic novel, pursue an acting career.