#leofartodicraprio

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when i was 7 we went to madame tussaud’s in london and i bumped into someone but like, fairly hard, and i apologized, and she wouldn’t acknowledge me, and i started to panic cause i thought i’d get in trouble so i started crying and my dad was like you idiot that’s princess diana and i was like PRINCESS and he was like she’s dead and for a full 5 seconds i thought i’d killed princess diana

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shaggy: ace

daphne: bi 

fred: an absolute power bottom if i’ve ever seen one 

velma: could single handedly uphold the lesbian community and frankly I will not be convinced otherwise

[leofartodicraprio]

a poem

roses are red violets are blue ted cruz is the zodiac killer and college tuition is too high thx

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i rly just need my face to be cradled in a hand that isn’t just my opposite one i laid on for a couple minutes to feel like someone else is holding me

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If I had a dollar for every time Trump interrupted Clinton, I too would have a small loan of a million dollars.