#leomeister

[leadernardo]

“The hell is this shit? Since when did you fakers have time for this romantic garbage? Female turtles? You lose your head or somethin’?! Whatever the hell is you’re thinking, forget it.” 

...

“So I guess... she isn’t real?” 

“Well. He does have a point. What are the odds a mutant, turtle girl would be into my kinda lifestyle anyway? Meditation? Tea-making? Or just martial arts overall?”

“Kind of a stretch, yeah... I mean, ’listen to my troubles’? While Mr. Hothead’s just a few feet away? (My brothers would need her way more than me.)”  

“Does it hurt to dream? She’d probably have a sweet mask on just like mine! Maybe blue too, or something lighter...”

“Uh. Can someone fill me in... we’re not talking about the planet, are we?”

“The yin to my yang, the pepperoni to my pizza, the tea to my bis-” 

“ALRIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF.”

[leadernardo]

“New turtle in the hizzy! ... That means ‘house’ for you ancients.” 

...

“Is this guy for real? Tell me this isn’t for real.” 

“Radical, dude! Another one of us! Welcome to the family, bro.”

“A-Ancient? I was just before you!”

“Please tell me this is just Mikey in a blue mask...”

“Yeeeah, well. No offense, but. Why be ‘you’, (all of YOU)- when you can be new, am I right?” 

“Give me a break... I mean- he seriously isn’t... we’re not-”

“Face it, boys. It’s my time to shine.” 

[leadernardo]

Do all of you know how to get inside of your shells?

"Ooh—oh, I can! …But it happened in a dream. Sorta."

"…Is he joking."

"Must have been a nightmare. Poor kid."

[leadernardo]

choose which is better, a scooter or a skateboard?

"Scooter. Definitely a scooter. My brothers have their own preferences and skateboards? Well, that belongs in Mikey's department."

"Sure, skateboards are kinda Mikey's thing, but you can bet your shell I'm no amateur at it myself." 

"Oh, yeah? But you guys can't really forget about the surfboard, can you?"

[leadernardo]

"I used to think I sounded like a dying frog struck by lightning--so, it makes me feel a whole lot better knowing it...probably doesn't.

Or you guys just like the sound of dying, lightning-struck frogs."

"His voice doesn't change anything. He's still a pudgecake through and through."

"I'm not intimidated in the least bit either."

"Hey! I thought Leo-meister was the pudgecake here!"

"Don't drag me into this mess...! Just so you know, I'm perfectly happy with my voice." 

"These fans say you've got a 'hot' voice? Maybe they'll change their mind the moment I'm finished with you."

"...Y-You've got to be kidding me."

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//Click [THIS] to hear/compare the many (beautiful) voices of Leo~

[leadernardo]

"Japanese snacks? Y'mean like sushi? Eugh, only Master Splinter likes those kinda stuff...

As for me, I'd really rather chow down on some good ol' pizza any d--/"

"...What did you say?" 

"U-Uh...oh wow, would you look at the time! I seriously gotta get back to my bro--/"

"You're not going anywhere." 

"Wh--hey, lemme go!"

Sighs.

"Apologies, young one... I'm afraid Leo-meister over here failed to completely satisfy your inquiry. Questions like these are best answered by me, the Cursed Leader.

 I have traveled all over Japan for seventeen years in search of... answers. Answers that may perhaps remedy the mistakes I've committed in the p..."

"Yeah, yeah--speaking of answers, why don't you just put a sock in it and just answer this kid's question already."

.../twitch /vein marks pop /sudden narrow, side-eye glaring 

"It is beyond me knowing you and I are of the same roots... Regardless, you do have a point. Perhaps my story is for another time. 

On behalf of at least 60% of us Leonardos here, in terms of mere Japanese snacks, the common onigiri would definitely suffice as a collective favorite." 

"Jeez...finally! Did it really take us this long to answer such an easy question." 

"...It only gets longer the more you contribute to this needless banter."