doing another one of these.
Deniz: On the order of the team, may we keelhaul our goalies!
Leon: I'm a striker, actually...
Deniz: But for such a... SPECIAL specimen, we shall give him a special activity!
Leon: Oh, are you going to feed me your Turkish delight?
*awkward silence*
Deniz: No! You are being subjected to the 7v1, you filthy sodomite! This is not like your decadent films you watch at night!









