Die wilden Kerle

Eure Anlaufstelle für alles was dwk betrifft. Das 'international' bitte nicht zu ernst nehmen ;)

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Hey I don't want to sound rude but can you pass this question to @\dwkinternational

IDK but I think they ip😔😔blocked me

Which one do you love mehr: leonessa oder maxinessa❓❔❓

@dwkinternational you've been summoned!

(Of course feel free to ignore this if you don't want to answer; sorry anon but obviously I can't force other people to reply to questions)

[dwkinternational]

I don’t even know HOW to ip block someone 😭 not to mention that I don‘t block anyone and I don’t even want to so…

As for the ships, I like both 😊 i‘ve wained a bit on my leonessa defense front, and I would say I appreciate Maxinessa more now than I have before. Best friends to lovers is so beautiful and I think their dynamic ist just very interesting with Maxi balancing out Vanessas hot headedness while also being a stable enough reliable partner that would not trigger her abandonment issues

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Die Wilden Kerle character aesthetic (1/14)

Annika, the dragon rider

@naidot I know you might want to see this

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useless little headcanon (book & movie verse, post book 3-movie 1), Maxi is grounded, Fabi has the brilliant idea that Vanessa can go see how he is/that he hasn't gone mad yet, because she is relatively new in town and Maxis parents/father do/does not know her yet, so she is in one of the shirts her grandma brought her instead of a jersey and her bandana tied around her wrist, so the skulls and crossed bones are just little dots, she gonna be all sweet and innocent, and say she is a class mate of Maxi and they have a homework project together. So she gets in, and if you listen you know they are not doing homework because Vanessa is laughing and no one is laughing that much if they do work, instead they look through Maxis football merch cataloges where he had circled stuff he wanted for his next birthday and crossed out what he already owns [before his dad threw his stuff away after the smashed windows] and she can tell him about her collection (that she threw away in a fit before the move), this works like twice before the gig is up but I think movie verse its a important moment for Maxi falling in love with her.

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Do you have any headcanons of what colours the wild bunch would dye their hair in or in general how they'd style it when they are older?

Vanessa would definitely styles her bandana in different ways, like wearing it as a hairband or with a messy bun. I also could see her with braids, mostly because of the old design (??), she looked so cute. Speaking of color, I think red strains would look nice on her

For some reason I'm convinced Markus would bleach his bangs at some point, maaaybe even try raccoon hair. Overall he'd just grow out his hair and now it covers both of his eyes

Jojo with blue hair. I don't know why I just see him with full blue hair blue hair and pronouns. However I'm torn between short messy hair and long hair low ponytail. Eeeeh both? You decide

It's really hard for me to pictire Deniz without curtain bangs, so he'd just experiment with the length. Wolf cut maybe? Also bleach tips and proooobably dye the inner side of his hair. I like him with a ponytail as well

Hard to imagine Marlon without dreads too. I already hc him bleaching his hair, so his styling would be just decorating his locks all over the place. When he's older he'd most likely let it loose, but have some braids/inbraided dreadlocks in his hair (3rd pic is the closest what I could find to what I mean). I think at some point he could shave his temples?

I guess neither Leon or Raban would style their hair or color it and just let it grow to the point they're able to tie it in a bun only to cut it short right after. They're the guys that go bald once their hair look actually good. BUT I do think Leon had to dye his hair pink as a lost bet

I'm actually so awful with these stuff, it took me way longer than it should. I also know nothing about hair styling or how to find good examples 😬 I'm not a fashion girl at all

[dwkinternational]

So we‘re getting a Gonzo Book no one asked for, a Fabi Book which I didn’t knew was a possibility until Joachim announced it (canon nb/gay Fabi is within reach 🙏🏼) all while I am still grieving the fact that Maxi has a pregnant wife in the new book which is neither Vanessa NOR Blossom (the cover art of the wife looks stereotypical as all hell but what did I expect from someone appropriating tuareg culture while casting white actors) AND

I was looking up Lena Lorenz Episodes because I saw a Scene in a Tiktok Edit of Raban wearing a Motorcycle Jacket similar to the ones in dwk4/5 and as soon as I open the last episode, Janina and Jonathan aka Klette and Juli are kissing on my screen holding a baby - all that after all the Nick Drama I can’t do this much longer guys

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A smile you need a weapons license for

"You should try to scare Raban a bit less," Marlon says. "Do I do that?" Horizon asks, leaning her head back to look at him, she is smiling while saying it and it makes him feel kind of dizzy, and damn him, when she does that, he feels like he needs to be nicer to his friends, because when she does, he understands all the stupid shit they do when it comes to love, but as much as he likes that smile, this dangerous smile, he knows its exactly what scares Raban so much, and Raban is his friend, "I mean, only you know if you do try," he says even through she asked, playful, unabashed if she really scares Raban, like she is even a little proud to be able to, but - the one thing Leon hated most of all, has always been when people told him he didn't even try, when he did try, and it just did not amount to much, he pushes her head forward again, like he would with his friends, so he can continue braiding her hair and so he doesn't get lost in her eyes, "Don't you think my smile is disarming?" Her voice does not betray any insecurity, she sounds unconcerned, like someone who lures people behind the fog and can laugh that families and teams are torn apart by it, but he knows all about people who act cool, so he makes his voice firm but gentle, "Its more an armed smile," he let pride resonate in it too, sometimes he doesn't know what exactly they brought home from behind the horizon, none of them do, but whatever she used to be, now she is one of them, and she will stand shoulder to shoulder with them against the world, with her power and dangerousness, she just has to learn to shot a bit less friendly fire. 

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Now also on AO3 here

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Horizon, if the Biester instead of the Kerle came to Ragnarök for the contest: "... There's gotta be at least one lesbian in there."

Jaromir: "Couldn't someone else go-?"

Horizon: "absolutely not."

[jeremie-mfing-belpois]

literally dwk5

Vanessa: I'm so glad Leon's back!

Raban: But Nessi, what about your character development?

Vanessa: Character development holds nothing against MY AK-47!!

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'Post M-rated fic on AO3' achieved.

And what a fandom to do it with.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Nerv: I can multitask.

Klette: You can’t. You’re famous for not being able to multitask. You can’t even task.

Nerv: I’m sorry, I was thinking about the other thing. What did you say?

[dwkinternational]

I know we all collectively adore Marlkong but what do we think about MarlonxMarkus? I think they would look good together

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Chat I think I cooked

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Nachteil davon, wo zu wohnen, wo Leute Karneval/Fasnet/Fasching/... feiern: viele laute, betrunkene Leute, die wegen ihrer Masken und Verkleidungen wenig Hemmungen haben, rassistische Kostüme, etc.

Vorteil: Aww wilde Fußball-Kerle Kostüme 🥰🥰

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Alles ist gut, solange du wild bist.

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Marlkong matching pfps magma sketches or smth!!

[dwkinternational]

Ich sags wies is, dieser ganze Reunion Kram und die Serie die sich am Buch orientieren soll…das liegt mir alles ganz flau wie ein Stein im Magen.

Bitte bitte liebe Samfilm 🥺🙏🏼bitte greenlightet diese Serie nicht, oder mit welchen Produzenten Joachim auch noch gesprochen hat, lass sie bitte gesunden Menschenverstand haben. Ist mir auch egal dass Wilson und Jimi mitmachen würden, ich kann das nicht mit ansehen wirklich.

Achso und der lowkey Beef den Sarah und Joachim öffentlich auf Insta austragen ist mir auch GANZ suspekt

Also ähm ja ich finds richtig schlimm gerade

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Die Wilden Kerle 3

Es gibt leider nur zwei Wilde Kerle Filme mit Feminist Icon Fabi und ohne den halte ich diese Filmreihe nicht aus, aber dafür hatte ich gleich mehrere Gründe, diesen Film zu gucken:

Fabi ist Gender und macht mit seiner Lesben-Gang Leon fertig. Oder laut einem Letterboxd-Kommentar: "He/They goth rekrutiert lesbische Kommune um sich an seiner No-Fap Incel Freundes Gruppe zu rächen"

Nini Tsiklauri, die bei Schloss Einstein Layla gespielt hat, spielt mit. Deutschland, deine 10 Schauspieler.

Außerdem Nick Romeo Reimann of Vorstadtkrokodile Fame (zusammen mit DWK und Wilde Hühner die Holy Trinity der Deutschen Gen Z Filmreihen). Jede:r hatte damals entweder nen Crush oder Gender Envy oder beides auf ihn, mich eingeschlossen. Letztes Jahr hat er in ner queeren Serie mitgespielt, also weiterhin stabiler Bre.

Okay, let's go!

Fabi gib mir mir dein Gender. Gonzo aus dem zweiten Teil auch sehr Gender, obwohl ich den nicht gesehen habe. When evil, why so gender?

Erinnert sich noch jemand an Jimi Blue Ochsenknechts kurzlebige Gesangskarriere, Stichwort "Hey Jimi"?

"Alles ist gut, solange du reich bist" - Christian Lindner.

"Komm Maxi, wir trinken ne Limo" ICH WERDE DIESES WORT NIE WIEDER NORMAL LESEN KÖNNEN!

Die trinken gar nicht Limo, die trinken Cola!

BÖSE - Wenn du unbedingt in deiner Villain Era sein willst, aber auch maximal unkreativ bist.

"Haha rosa und feminine Dinge sind Folter hahahahhaa er hat ein Kleid an!" Ich bin so froh, dass die 2000er vorbei sind.

I support women's wrongs

FABIS ROCK! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Endlich darf er den tragen, nachdem Leon ihn im ersten Teil schon wegen eines (1) rosafarbenen Reifen fertiggemacht hat.

Fabi ist queer, I don't make the rules.

Fabi sollte der Main Character seines eigenen Films sein.

Sexist wird von queeren Leuten fertiggemacht, we love to see it!

Fabi ermordet Leon mit Worten

"Wenn ich gewinne, wirst du wieder mein Freund." - "Dann hab ich ja nichts zu verlieren."

Und dann sind sie "angeblich" wieder Freunde, man muss ja ne gute Message senden, aber Fabi kommt in den nächsten Filmen gar nicht mehr vor. Er lebt wahrscheinlich sein bestes Leben mit seiner queeren Girlgang.