A/N: GOD I HATE HOW THE BANNER TURNED OUT also hi hello it's been a minute, yes I know I keep disappearing like your dad but that ain't the point rn.
RE9 awoke me from my grave I CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT so I been watching Jacksepticeye and Leon's biceps making my ovaries act up EVEN HIM AND JAY SIMPING FOR HIM oh god imagine how bad caseoh would be I'm scared to even touch Antonio's tik tok page
CW: Gay old men, Poly, alcoholism mentioned, no gender specified, PTSD mentions
Word Count: 578
I had this with RE6 Leon, DMC5 Dante in mind, but I think RE9 Leon, and DMC5 Dante make a bit more sense
I might do a nsfw ver...
I'm pretty sure it's confirmed DMC, RE, and Bayonetta are in the same universe, but I could be wrong though.
Dante and Leon, as both of your partners yummy. Dante is the type to hog the bed Dante would take up 90% of the bed and blankets, leaving you and Leon a fraction of the bed and fighting for a blanket. They both got that dad snore, you know the one get some ear plugs so you can sleep at night.
Dante is team naked when sleeping Leon would either sleep in his boxers or work clothes there's no in between. Missions can be rough and tiring he most likely dosen't think about changing and would just go to bed.
Leon definitely has PTSD, as does Dante. There have been multiple times when one of them woke up due to a nightmare or something, which causes the other two to wake up and comfort the person. I doubt the two would be easy to open up about their trauma and would need some time to open up.
Leon and Dante be dropping one-liners every 5 seconds it would be worse with those two; they constantly would piggyback off each other, it would get annoying. The dad jokes don't even get me started on them.
As your partners, they would be the best, so caring and always protective of you. Dant,e being a demon hunter, and Leon, fighting zombies and other shi,t the things they've seen a regular person couldn't handle,e and they would be looking out for your safety, and each other's, as they don't want to lose you. Leon has had multiple instances where he was infected, and the thought of you and Dante being infected or himself and losing you both, that thought scares him..
Group cuddles are the absolute best. Dante, being half-demon, is naturally a bit warmer. Leon is also a bit warm on a cold day, being squished by both of them = free heater for you. On a hot day, though You'd be pushing them off and they'd pull you closer.
While they both enjoy spending time with the three of you, sometimes that can't always happen. Dante might go on a mission leaving you and Leon, or Leon might be out, leaving you and Dante, heck you might go out leaving Dante and Leon alone together. Nonetheless of who's with who they always make sure to make it up to the person who was left out they make sure that equal time is spent while they do enjoy 1 on 1s somtimes they wouldn't want one person feeling unloved or left out.
Dates would include going out, doing stuff at home, such as making homemade pizza, watching movies, or even just being in the same space, doing different things. Dante would prefer doing stuff at home (broke ass) while Leon does not have a preference.
On the topic of alcohol, Leon is an alcoholic as of RE9 I do believe he is recovered
Leon's alcoholism was pretty bad. Being pretty depressed, which you and Dante both understand. Being there for him and supporting him is the only thing you can really do. There have been times when Leon lashed out at you both. He felt really bad for those times and did apologize, but it was still sucky on his part. He did eventually go to AA, and he started to get better and went to the gym more. Even though times have been rough for him the reminder of you and Dante kept him going to get better.
Leon and Dante may be a crack crossover ship, but it's incredibly appealing because of their compatibility. Both men are the type of person to cope with the horrors of their respective situations through humor, and are some of the best in their fields, though they were never given the choice to be anything other if they wanted to survive to see the next day.
They're both kind and empathetic, but there's a difference to it that balances each other out. Dante hides behind a goofy or rough demeanor, in which he will ALWAYS do the right thing but he will be more than happy to frustrate you during the process. It's a fun certainty in that if you don't know him, he can look like a card carrying villain or rough and uncaring, but if you do - you know he's going to do the right thing, just in the most confusing and frustrating manner possible.
To Leon, that certainty is amazing, because he's surrounded by people in a job where he doesn't really trust anyone except a select few. To look towards someone and be able to intuitively know that he can trust them, it's something good for him.
Importantly, Dante is someone that Leon is certain won't go and die on him - the guy is a half-demon semi-immorral powerhouse who pretty much heals from any wound and kills the monsters that appear in the nightmares of the things Leon fights. He's always going to worry, but there's a certain degree of... knowing, I guess you could say? That Dante won't go down easy.
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Oct 27 - Formal or Alt Costumes
Oct 28 - Music or Dancing
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Nov 28: Deity AU - Ancient/Modern - Swapping Good Luck Charms
Nov 29: Cowboy AU - Near/Far - Cooking together
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nel manuale di greco le versioni sono precedute da una frasetta introduttiva in italiano, che presenta l'argomento e tipicamente contiene suggerimenti per la traduzione dei punti più ostici
questa versione cominciava così (e perciò l'ho dovuta tradurre immediatamente: ἔδει, opus erat)
Una battuta del retore Leonte di Bisanzio mette di buonumore la rissosa assemblea ateniese.
(traduzione:) Leonte si recò in ambasciata dagli Ateniesi, mentre la città era in subbuglio già da lungo tempo, governata come di consueto; presentandosi davanti all'assemblea suscitò l'ilarità generale per il proprio aspetto, poiché era grasso e aveva un gran pancione; per nulla turbato dalle risa, disse: "Ma perché ridete, Ateniesi? forse perché son così grosso e grasso? Mia moglie è ancor più grassa di me, eppure, finché si va d'amore e d'accordo, il letto ci contiene entrambi, però se abbiamo litigato non basta nemmeno tutta la casa." E il popolo ateniese si rappacifica grazie alla scaltra battuta di Leonte.
(da Flavio Filostrato, ii-iii sec. d.C., Vite dei filosofi)
