A/N: I finished Gachiakuta, so I'm gonna do some rapid fire headcannons of my faves
If you have any fics surrounding Semiu, Enjin. or Gris send em my way. Bonus points if Semiu is a lesbian
CW: NSFW in Enjins and Gris
Enjin smokes weed however, he's bad at rolling, so he gets Semiu to roll them. He has a Prince Albert piercing on his dick and a tattoo. It's long and uncut 8-9 inches, depending on if he's hard or soft. His favorite song is Everywhere I go by Hollywood Undead.
Gris has horrible dad jokes, like really shitty ones. He's shorter than Enjin bout 6 inches but way girthier. He gives service top, but with that one scene, he can get rough, and with that strength of his, his ass is destroying any surface he touches.
Semiu is a lesbian and also smokes weed, she's the designated joint roller.
Bro is a cholo no, I will not be elaborating, also dabbles in weed not as much as Enjin or Semiu do.
Dear is autistic, and Guita has ADHD. I considered Guita also having autism, but the symptoms overlap, and ADHD makes more sense with her hyperactivity. Dear, being non-verbal is initially what gave it away for me, but with the stimming and his routine attachment, it made me more convinced he's autistic.
I know Zanka's greening out is just a joke, but he sneaks out at night to smoke with Jabber (source: trust me bro)
When people want attention to the twst fandom and more recognition and then proceed to post pedophilic/Incest/proship content and then you wonder why no one likes this fandom
Cheka is a literal toddler btw why are we making nsfw posts about him same goes for Ortho and Najma
I know this is not the first time this has happened in the fandom but yall need to get a fucking gripe. It starts becoming a problem when it feels like more than half the people in the fandom are LIKE THIS
A/N: GOD I HATE HOW THE BANNER TURNED OUT also hi hello it's been a minute, yes I know I keep disappearing like your dad but that ain't the point rn.
RE9 awoke me from my grave I CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT so I been watching Jacksepticeye and Leon's biceps making my ovaries act up EVEN HIM AND JAY SIMPING FOR HIM oh god imagine how bad caseoh would be I'm scared to even touch Antonio's tik tok page
CW: Gay old men, Poly, alcoholism mentioned, no gender specified, PTSD mentions
Word Count: 578
I had this with RE6 Leon, DMC5 Dante in mind, but I think RE9 Leon, and DMC5 Dante make a bit more sense
I might do a nsfw ver...
I'm pretty sure it's confirmed DMC, RE, and Bayonetta are in the same universe, but I could be wrong though.
Dante and Leon, as both of your partners yummy. Dante is the type to hog the bed Dante would take up 90% of the bed and blankets, leaving you and Leon a fraction of the bed and fighting for a blanket. They both got that dad snore, you know the one get some ear plugs so you can sleep at night.
Dante is team naked when sleeping Leon would either sleep in his boxers or work clothes there's no in between. Missions can be rough and tiring he most likely dosen't think about changing and would just go to bed.
Leon definitely has PTSD, as does Dante. There have been multiple times when one of them woke up due to a nightmare or something, which causes the other two to wake up and comfort the person. I doubt the two would be easy to open up about their trauma and would need some time to open up.
Leon and Dante be dropping one-liners every 5 seconds it would be worse with those two; they constantly would piggyback off each other, it would get annoying. The dad jokes don't even get me started on them.
As your partners, they would be the best, so caring and always protective of you. Dant,e being a demon hunter, and Leon, fighting zombies and other shi,t the things they've seen a regular person couldn't handle,e and they would be looking out for your safety, and each other's, as they don't want to lose you. Leon has had multiple instances where he was infected, and the thought of you and Dante being infected or himself and losing you both, that thought scares him..
Group cuddles are the absolute best. Dante, being half-demon, is naturally a bit warmer. Leon is also a bit warm on a cold day, being squished by both of them = free heater for you. On a hot day, though You'd be pushing them off and they'd pull you closer.
While they both enjoy spending time with the three of you, sometimes that can't always happen. Dante might go on a mission leaving you and Leon, or Leon might be out, leaving you and Dante, heck you might go out leaving Dante and Leon alone together. Nonetheless of who's with who they always make sure to make it up to the person who was left out they make sure that equal time is spent while they do enjoy 1 on 1s somtimes they wouldn't want one person feeling unloved or left out.
Dates would include going out, doing stuff at home, such as making homemade pizza, watching movies, or even just being in the same space, doing different things. Dante would prefer doing stuff at home (broke ass) while Leon does not have a preference.
On the topic of alcohol, Leon is an alcoholic as of RE9 I do believe he is recovered
Leon's alcoholism was pretty bad. Being pretty depressed, which you and Dante both understand. Being there for him and supporting him is the only thing you can really do. There have been times when Leon lashed out at you both. He felt really bad for those times and did apologize, but it was still sucky on his part. He did eventually go to AA, and he started to get better and went to the gym more. Even though times have been rough for him the reminder of you and Dante kept him going to get better.
As of today, the current war in Gaza has been ongoing for 700 days. The UN has confirmed that a famine is now occuring on top of constant bombings and violence from the Israeli occupation, but no concrete help has come. The blockade remains in place and food and other necessities remain scarce. My friend Sahar has been separated from her children in Gaza for these 700 days, and it is a struggle for them just to get flour. Her daughter Walaa is diabetic and desperately needs insulin, but the medication and needles themselves are scarce and expensive.
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Tony Redgrave sketches 🍕 I read the novel a while ago and wanted to draw my own version of him. Slightly more punk-ish than the one depicted in the novel's illustrations, closer to his dmc3 look~