#leonverse au

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LeonVerse AU

Here's RookieBug and RookieNoodle having a chat! (And sharing their similar woes..)

[noushoe]

would you still love me even if I was whatever the hell those other guys are

making an attempt at getting something out in one sitting instead of marinating on it for weeks/months and it's gotta be now because I'm busy for the next few days, so here isn't Luis's tierlist but something along the lines of it. CW for uuuh crude discussion of sex I guess, not much tho and nothing hugely descriptive

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"So what do you think about all those other me's?" Leon asks from Luis's lap, decompressing from the excitement of having a hell of a lot of different copies of himself in an assortment of shapes and sizes assemble in the same room. The other man's fingers don't stop running through his hair and scratching gently over spots that make him generate a constant insectoid purr.

Luis hums. "It's interesting, of course. The idea of different realities, the differences between them-"

"Not what I meant," Leon cuts him off. "I'm asking if any of the other fucked-up me's caught your eye."

That does get Luis's fingers to pause. "And where is this question coming from, hmm?" His tone is cool as he looks down at Leon, keeping his expression neutral for now.

"Not trying to start a fight." Leon reaches up to take hold of Luis's hand and press it against his face, leaning into it. "Just something I've been thinking about, since there's a couple others that look like me, ones that look the way I used to, and even weirder ones... just curious what you thought about them. See anything you like?"

The other man's expression stays even. "I like you, Sancho."

It's hard to pout when you don't have lips, just very solid mandibles that Leon clacks lightly as he huffs. "I promise that I'm an adult that can handle my partner finding other guys attractive, now quit being a wuss, Don Quixote." He gets a flick on the nosebridge for that, but still no answers from Luis. "Come on, humor me. Would you still love me if I was a panda?"

Luis finally cracks a small smile at that and relents. "Of course I would." After a moment, he continues. "The fur would be nice when it gets cold."

Leon hums, agreeing. "Panda would probably deal with Alaska better than I do." He waits, but Luis isn't quite on board with the game enough to continue himself, so he follows up with another prompt. "How about a lizard-thing?"

"The long one or the big one?" Luis seems to be back in good enough humor to continue petting as he avoids giving direct answers.

"Either. Both. Quit holding out on me."

"Both?" Luis asks in mock-astonishment. "You're asking a lot of me, mi amor."

"Kaiju's dick is probably as big as you are - you'd still try that?"

Luis shrugs. "It would be a challenge, but for you, I would try. I'm sure I would figure something out"

"So are any of them a hard no?"

"As I said, if it's you, I would be willing to try," Luis answers smoothly, lowering his voice to add, "And I am not a coward."

Leon huffs a laugh. "Even the skeleton?"

Luis thinks a little. "He can't be just a skeleton. Something needs to be there to make it move, and if whatever that is is capable of enjoying sex, then sure, why not."

Seems reasonable enough. "I guess kissing a skeleton wouldn't be too different from trying to kiss me now."

There's another moment of silence after Luis makes a noise of agreement, before he suddenly grimaces a little. "You would be terrible as a skeleton." At Leon's questioning noise, he continues. "Your jokes."

It doesn't take long for Leon to figure out what he means. Boning. Heh. "Absolutely godawful," he agrees. If Luis's answers are just going to be 'if it's possible, then sure' then there's not much point in asking about any of the others, so instead Leon trails along the thought of bad bedroom talk. "Tellie's lines would be bad too - poor guy can't even say fuck. How bout it, Luis? Wanna fluff?"

Luis is not amused, and starts moving to get up. "No more - I am finished with this conversation."

"So Tellie would be a hard no if that's what you'd have to put up with?"

"Feel free to stay here and keep thinking about me with other men - should I do the same in my room or can you give me something else to think of?"

Leon scrambles up to follow Luis out.

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LeonVerse AU

The Leons are bored as hell and are trying to figure out who's the scariest, and as you can see, opinions are mixed.

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LeonVerse

Okay, listen the idea of TelliTubbi Leon (we'll call him TelliLeon for short) being this cantankerous little thing, that's incredibly bitter and pissed at his own existence is hilarious to me. Think of Vendetta Leon, but he's even more angry and murderous than before, ready to throw down with anyone or anything with ZERO hesitation. Like I would not be surprised if TelliLeon somehow managed to strangle a Tyrant to death with his just little mitten hands, that's literally how angry this little dude is.

TelliLeon also constantly drinks and is an absolute miserable mess, he also cannot swear, no matter how hard he tries. Like instead of saying "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!" he'll say, "Oh you gotta Fluff'n'nutter kidding me." with such venom that it's actually kinda scary.

((Sorry, had to get this cursed shit out of my system-! XD I was just tickled pink about the idea of ZombieLeon chilling out with TelliLeon and this happened.))

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LeonVerseAU

DevilLeon doesn't have to worry about getting enrichment anymore now that LeonZilla is around!

It helps that DevilLeon's attacks can barely slice through LeonZilla's tough hide and LeonZilla has more than enough fire power to keep DevilLeon on his toes and constantly zipping around to make sure he doesn't get blasted. LeonZilla doesn't mind this arrangement either, since it allows him to cut loose and get out some pent up energy.

When these fights do happen, it's not uncommon to see the other Leon's, along with most of the staff at Alaskan base, huddled together on the hillside as they watch the most insane bullshit fights occur right before their eyes.

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LeonVerse AU

Here's a cute doodle of Werewolf Leon meeting Bloodborne Beast Leon. This is basically the equivalent of a cat meeting a tiger.

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LeonVerse

Not crazy with how this came out, but alas, not every doodle can be a winner!

ANYWAY, PandaLeon decided to tag along with ZombieLeon and TeliLeon and play some Mini Golf.

Also, If you were wondering how TeliLeon manages to walk around in public without a fuss, there's two reasons. One, people mostly think he's just a weird little kid wearing a costume and two, SHEER FUCKING INTIMIDATION. Like, are YOU going to the one to tell TeliLeon he can't enter the bar? The death aura this guy can produce is more than enough for people to just go. "Y'know what? Not my problem." and let him to whatever the hell he wants.