#leonyra

[naerys-arryn]

Viserys: Aemma was a gentle soul! She wouldn't want any conflict!

Ghost Aemma, everytime Naerys dreams about her: Kill anyone who might harm Leonyra! Protect my girl at any cost!

Naerys: Huh, you really didn't know the first thing about her.

Naerys is always like wtf you just cohabitated with her, I lived with her and dedicated my whole being to her, what is wrong with you.

Leonyra is unfortunately also the same, but Aemma in several chapters of TRF shows a mean and sharp streak that comes from Elys and her upbringing, so the perfect Aemma is more of an illusion than Viserys and Leonyra realize.

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*Jeyne & Joffrey fighting*

Leonyra: WLW and MLM hostility

[probablycrazy]

*HOTD!Leonyra, trying to hold Westeros together with gum and duct tape*: NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS F*CKING HOUSE!!!

She gets some help in the next chapter.

[naerys-arryn]

Regency au:

The ouija board does work! But since Elys has Valyrian, Andal and First Men blood in her, there are so many spirtis trying to talk to her that the plancette can never form a coherent word bc of it

The kings are all rolling around the floor, and trying to speak first, and Leonyra watches in increasing horror as the plancette flies around wildly.

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Aemond & Jeyne: Well…we have kid.

Leonyra: Yes, now let’s talk about your down payment, your insurance, health care—

Jeyne: can I please process the kid first

Aemond: with a cherry on top?

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Leonyra: You look at why medieval kings had problems and it's like. That could never be me. I would simply learn to manage money and not be a dick to everyone around me and make sure my siblings love me so much they would never lead a war against me.

Joffrey: that fell apart quickly.

Leonyra, in tears: shut up

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Laena (or viserys): I can’t believe that you and laenor broke the bed last night what were you doing?

Rhaenyra: ummmm

[last night]

Rhaenyra: i bet you can’t touch the ceiling

Laenor: bet.

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Leonyra: chat what do we think

her Small Council: can you not call us that please

Leonyra doing this is the only way she makes it through a meeting. Jeyne is still at a loss of whatever ‘chat’ means in this context and Lyman when he’s awake is having fun playing off of that.