Ok, I have a request:
BBT. Bernadette and Penny tickle Amy for the “I’ll never tell prompt“
Is this good?
Title: I'm Not Everyone
Summary: Amy's plan to help Bernadette's baby backfires on her
Amy's House On The Prairie fanfiction was far from a secret anymore. Penny and Bernadette had both joked and laughed together at the handsome Cooper and young Amelia's love story. Yet there was still some Amy-written fanfiction out there that, luckily, the girls' had never gotten there hands on.
It was a Saturday morning, and Howard was at Synagouge for a second cousin's Bar Mitzvah, so Bernadette was babysitting Hallie. Her two besties, of course, had to come over to 'help'.
"Wine?", Penny offered, holding out a glass across the kitchen table.
"Are you kidding? I'm looking after my baby!", Bernadette remarked.
"Oh come on Bernie, I'm sure one glass won't hurt", Penny said.
"She's right", Amy stated, "One glass won't hurt. But alcohol is an addictive substance, one will make you want to have another and another, and than it will hurt".
"Oh come on!", Penny whined, nudging Amy's shoulder, "I just want to help Bernadette loosen up a little".
Suddenly, there was a loud crying noise. It was a waily screechy cry, coming from the baby's room.
"So much for that", Bernadette groaned, walking to get her baby. She rocked little Hallie back and fourth in her arms and walked back into the kitchen. The rocking wasn't seeming to calm her.
Amy's phone buzzed in her pocket. She took it out only for her face to light up.
"Ooo", Penny teased, "What did he say?", implying that it was from Sheldon.
"No, it isn't from Sheldon, it's just a comment on a fanfiction I started last wee-"
She stopped herself. Uh-oh.
The baby was still crying, but much softer now as her mother rocked her, so Bernadette could here what Amy just said. Penny and Bernadette grinned at each other.
"You have new fanfiction!"
"Wow!"
"Where is it?"
"Can we see it?"
"Is it about you and Sheldon?"
"Guys, guys, calm down", Amy beckoned. Bernadette was so excited she almost dropped her baby.
"Okay", Penny said, whipping out her phone, "I'm searching it up. What's it called?"
Amy sighed and shook her head, "I don't want you reading it, it's private"
Bernadette shook her hand dismissively, "Yeah, yeah, what's it called?"
Amy humphed, "I'll never tell".
"Ooo, is that a challenge?", Bernadette asked, grinning.
Her mother's enthusiasm eventually caused Halley to crack, the little girl letting out a loud screech before bursting into tears. Bernadette desperately tried to calm her down, rocking her and singing, (badly), but it didn't help.
"Give her a little tickle", Amy suggested, "When babies start laughing they often will forget about why they were crying in the first place".
Bernadette shook her head, "She's not ticklish".
"What? Everyone's ticklish", Amy said.
Conveniently, Halley had decided to stop crying at that exact moment. Bernadette put her down to play with some blocks on the floor.
"Really? Everyone?", Bernadette said cheekily. I guess this was her mum energy kicking in.
Penny smiled, "Yeah Amy, if everyone is ticklish, does that mean you are?"
Amy paced back a little, noticing the change in atmosphere, "Uh...umm. I'm not everyone".
"So", said Penny, "For hopefully the last time, what is the name of your new fanfiction?"
Amy did all she could do, she bolted.
The other two ladies chased her all around the house; Amy was surprisingly fast for a nerd.
Eventually the two others cornered her.
"Aww, what's wrong? You have nowhere to escape too?", Bernadette teased, "What a shame, what a shame".
Amy shook her head, "No, don't do this".
The women just shook their heads and pounced on her, devouring her sides in tickles. The girl burst into a fit of laughter, her glasses slipping down her nose.
"Nohohoho!"
Penny chuckled, "Wow, you are really quite ticklish, aren't you?"
"Shuhuhuhut uhuhup!"
Penny gasped, "Well that's not very nice! Watch how you talk young woman!"
Penny started squeezing at her belly. This made Amy's laughter deeper yet more rythmic.
"Hehehehe! Nohohoho!"
Bernadette squeezed at Amy's knees, making her toss her head back in laughter. The sensations were just barely bareable.
However, despite this, Amy was still enjoying herself. She had never had friends at school and this was her first actual tickle fight. Well, it was rather one sided, but it still counted.
"Wow Amy, you haven't confessed yet. You must really love this", Bernadette cooed, tickling Amy's neck, causing her to scrunch up her shoulders and giggle.
"Hehehehe nohohoho nohohot thehehere"
"Oh, are you really ticklish there? That's adorable", Penny teased, (tough the tease was accurate, it really was adorable).
After another few minutes of tickles, laughter and siliness, the girls gave up; they wouldn't be able to get anything out of Amy. Plus, I guess she had the right to her privacy.
Amy sat up, giggles still slipping from her lips, "Thahat was so mean!"
Yet Amy's massive toothy grin said otherwise.
"Oh come on, you loved that and you know it", Penny said, softly punching Amy's shoulder.
Amy blushed hard, "No I didn't".
"Oh really?", Bernadette said, "I guess it's time for round two than-"
The girls started at Amy again, fluttering their fingers wherever they could reach. Suddenly, Amy jerked as Bernadette hit a sensitive spot on her upper belly.
"NOHOHOHO AHAHAHAHA!"
"Aww, is this your widdle tickle spot?", Bernadette said, still consumed by her motherly instincts.
Amy thrashed and laughed like crazy, that spot was so bad!
When Sheldon had first agreed to hugging her, he had accidentally grazed that spot with his hands, which had made her involuntarily giggle. Of course, Sheldon didn't bother investigating as he was, well, Sheldon, but she sure was getting investigated now!
Penny tickled at her sides while Bernadette tickled at her stomach. All Amy could do was laugh; she wouldn't dare stay stop though. She was playing with friends, something she'd been craving for so long, and she hoped it would never end.
Unfortunately for Amy, she baby had decided to burst into tears at that exact moment. Bernadette and Penny both stood up, and Bernadette left the room to get her baby.
"I don't know who is cuter", Penny said with a huge smile, "You or the baby."
Amy rolled her eyes, but didn't say anything.