id sell my soul for you to write nikki and neil ganging up on max >:3
No need to sell your soul goul! I gotch you!
Say it!
Lee: Max
Ler: Nikki & Neil
Summary: Nikki and Neil had enough with Max just insulting them and decided to finally do something about it!(Takes place before s5)
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“Eugh! Max you reek of coffee!” Neil complained causing Max to growl back
“Yeah, I need it so I can deal with your bullshit!”
“Shhhh! Guys I’m trying to listen to what Terrence is trying to say!” Nikki shushed the boys cupping her hands around a fly and holding it up to her ear
It was a relatively hot day at Camp Campbell. Nikki, Neil, and Max laid in the grass that had been warmed up by the sun. David and Gwen thought it would be a good idea to give the campers a free day. (It totally wasn’t because Gwen didn’t wake up on time and David couldn’t think of anything to do for the day)
“Okay! Good bye Terrance!…. Yeah I can’t speak fly..” Nikki sighed
“I thought having a free day would be fun or something, I’m just bored!” Neil whined.
“Shhh! I’m trying sun bathe!” Max whipped out a pair of sun glasses and put them over his eyes.
“Sun bathing in a hoodie and jeans?”
“Guys did you hear that? I could have sworn I heard an annoying pussy start talkin” Max said with sarcasm
“Don’t call me a pussy Max!”
“I’ll call you what ever I want!”
“Can I call you stuff too Neil?” Nikki interrupted
“Nikki how about you go speak with the animals, you Snow White wanna be!” Max grumped
“Hey! I don’t even like Snow White!” Nikki frowned
“Max quit being such a dick!” Neil stated
“That’s funny, if you get to call me a dick then I get to call you a pussy!” Max crossed his arms
“I didn’t mean it like that!” Neil started to get annoyed with all the bickering.
Max, Neil, and Nikki broke out into an argument between all of them for different reasons, but it was mostly all traced back to Max. Neil pushed first
“Max your so annoying!”
“Don’t push me!” Max pushed back
“Ugh! This is exactly what I mean!” Neil and Max wrestled on the ground bumping into Nikki and pulling her into the fight as well.
“Let go!”
“Ow stop!”
“Hey!”
“GET OFF!”
“AUGH!”
Nikki and Neil both caught each others eyes and nodded their head, ganging up on Max and pinning him down.
“Hey! No fair!” Max gritted his teeth
“Stop calling me a pussy!”
“Stop calling me Snow White!”
“Get off me!!” Max growled
Now Max was pissed, this was just ridiculous! He squirmed underneath them but could get free. Nikki had pinned his shoulders to the ground while Neil unintentionally held his sides down.
“Stop callin us names! And say sorry!” Neil compromised
“This is outrageous!” Max groaned
“Now!” Neil readjusted his grip squeezing Maxs sides
“GAH! NEIL!” Max jumped
“What?”
“Don’t doho- that!”
“Do what?”
“Eh? Whatever you just did!”
Neil thought and squeezed Maxs sides again.
“Stohop! I mean it!”
“Max your ticklish?”
“Shut up!” Max blurted embarrassed
“What, can’t handle when I do this?” Neil teased squeezing Maxs sides over and over again. Max almost lost it. He tried to stifle any giggles trying to escape but Nikki was already starting to pin his arms
“GaHAha!” Max finally broke letting all the pent up giggles spill.
Neil moved up to his ribs to try to get a better reaction. Spidering between every rib and vibrating his fingers, Max was losing it.
“EHAHAhehaHA! NEHEhil!!”
“What?”
“QUHIhihit it!” Max bucked
“Say sorry!” Neil let up
“I- hihi- don’t say (inhale) sohorry!”
“Is that so? Nikki, help me out!” Neil smirked down at Max watching the smug in his eyes drain.
“I’d be glad too!” Nikki chirped, instead of hold his hands up she used her legs to pin them down, making her hands free. She giggled looking at Max wiggling her fingers, she swore she heard Max whine.
“Fuck!” Max let out his last words before Neil went back to his ribs and Nikki went right above his armpit. Teasing and tickling his upper arms instead. Luck for Max, Nikki couldn’t get under his hoodie like Neil.
“THISIS ihis STUPIHihihid!!”
“Just say sorry Max!”
“Yeah! Before I get you!” Nikki wiggled her hands in front of Maxs eyes. ‘That’s right, fuck!’ Max remembered, Nikki knew Max was ticklish, she knew all his spots.
“So are you gonna say sorry or not?” Neil stoped for a second.
“s-sohohorry…..YOUR STILL A PUSSY!!” Max insulted
“Oh that’s it-” Neil was cut off by Max laughing hysterically.
“GAHAHA! NIHIHIKIII!! FUHAHAHACK!!” Max scrunched up his neck at best he could, but he could not escape Nikki’s fast fingers.
“Nikki how did you-”
“DAHAHMNIT!!!”
“That’s not all! Look how he reacts when I get his ears!” Nikki quickly changed spots, Max squealed.
“SHIHIHIHIT!!” Max tried to shake her off but Nikki was too quick.
“NIHIKKII!! YOHOUR SUCH AHA *snort* GAH!”Did Max just snort? Holy moly, Neil was impressed. Nikki stoped to laugh.
“HAHAHehe! Sehee! Gosh Max you’re insane!” Nikki wiped a tear from her eye
“Nohot fuhunny!” Max said trying to catch his breath.
“Neil, if you’re still look for that apology. Try his hips!” Nikki said, grabbing Maxs hands and pinning them.
“His hips?”
“NO!” Max blurted
“Yeah his hips!”
“Like right here?” Neil teased tickling the air right above his hips
“Fohor fucks sake!” Max complained
“Yea yea! Right there!”
“okay!”
“Wait your serious?”
Neil inched closer
“WAITWAITWAIT!!”
Closer
“NEILISWEARTOGOD!”
“Closer”
“neilneilneilwaitpleaseyouhavenoideahowloudimgonnaget!!” Max tried to warn him panicking at the anticipation.
“If only you would-,” Neil latched onto Maxs hips, massaging into the bone
“-Just say sorry!”
“AHAHAHAHAAA! OHOHKAY!! ILL APOLOGIZE! PLEHEHEAHASEE!!” Max plead
“And it will be a real apology?” Neil did his best to drag the tickling on
“YEHES!! IT WI-*snort*-IHILL!!” Max snorted again! Nikki was laughing her ass off.
“Ok ok!” Neil let up
“gehehez!” Max panted
“I’m sohorry! I’m sorry I cahalled yohou a- a pussy!”
“There we go!” Neil clapped, Nikki let go of Maxs arms and Neil got off.
“Ugh, please shut up!” Max said covering his face in embarrassment
“Some one’s embarrassed!” Neil said in a baby voice
“Stop!” Max pushed Neil away
“I got an apology! I got max to say sor-ry!” Neil sang
Max whined, turning to his side to think of what just happened. ‘Did I really just say sorry?’ God damnit! Neil turned around to see Max lying on the ground facing away from him.
“Hey Max? Are you okay?”
“just don’t mention this every again!” Mad mumbled
“Sorry what?” Neil got closer
“I SAID-!” Max stoped himself and quieted down
“I said, don’t mention this ever again! Not to David! Not to Space Kid! Nobody should know about this!”
“About how easy it is to take you down with just a couple wiggles of the finger?” Neil laughed
“Ugh! Shut up! And yes!” Max groaned
“it took so long to get Nikki not to say anything!” Max pointed to Nikki who was digging up the grass.
“Okay okay! I won’t say a thing!” Neil said putting his hands up and backing off.
The rest of the day was pretty tiring for Max, the three of them laid back down in the grass just talking about whatever came to mind. Max eventually fell asleep causing Neil to also fall asleep, which made Nikki also fall asleep.
