#lertheblur

[gaybichon]

lertheblur replied to your post “I just yelled at some middle aged man for being a dick to the...”

Also I want details

he was Very Upset that someone who ordered after him got their drink before him and maybe the baristas should spend less time talking and more time doing their job!!!

and i was like first of all it’s not the end of the world and second of all some people have real problems

[hermitcarb2]

All of the pastry asks with double letters in them!

oh my gosh i’m so sorry you asked me this ages ago but I haven’t gone on tumblr on my laptop in… decades…..and this was way too many for mobile! anyway here goes nothin

cherry turnover: who do you live with?

right now with my boyfriend and two roommates but the two of us are moving to our own place in a few weeks!

chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents?

 pretty good but like a lot better now that I don’t live with them ya know

creme brûlée: describe your style

hmmmm bad? asdkfsj I’m honestly in a rut I don’t even know what I like anymore

cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop?

i mean if you want to count like…a spencer’s gifts but no not a real bona fide sex shop

raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?

god who even knows anymore? I guess a lot of my clothes are from h&m but I’m really not into the idea of calling them my favorite!

green tea ice cream: who was your first crush?

ooooh I remember being so in love with ashton kutcher and I also had a huge thing for clay aiken 

chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year?

yikes I don’t even know how to begin… graduated, moved to a new state, started a new job, etc etc

berry trifle: first & last concert you went to?

aw the first was britney spears in 2000 :’) and the last was the growlers!

strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets?

yeah man what the kids call “I don’t have anyone to tell”

apple crisp: how do you relax?

usually watching the office or drinking helps!

carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike?

ashley tisdale but brunette and she has the flu

cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack?

oh man there are too many to choose from because the best snacks are salty! but I’m gonna go with barbecue chips because I’m craving them now

[therealdjqualls]

@lertheblur I mean, that’s what I do. Not positive this guy has heard of wine stoppers.

[gaybichon]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly. Then, you have to send it to 10 of your favourite followers. (Non-negotiable, positivity is cool!~) <3

i get very excited about things & love things easily which i think is a good thing

i like that i’m really good at just winging it (”it” referring to my future, education, job, etc)

i like that i enjoy uplifting people & making people happy

i like that my hair requires absolutely zero effort or maintenance

i like that i’m able to persevere through a lot of bullshit

[whitesunlars]

lertheblur replied to your post “why, 40 hours before Passover, is my grocery store only stocking...”

Why does non kosher matzo even exist

see i wanted to add that because there’s literally 0 point if you’re going to eat matzo it’s cause you’re required by hashem not for fun but then i thought of that gentiles picture and used that instead

[gaybichon]

⏳🐦

⏳ - if you were immortal, how would you spend eternity?

oh i would hate to be immortal but if i were...i think i’d travel around the world and robin hood everyone, steal from the rich and help people in need. what are they gonna do, kill me?

🐦 - what’s a little thing you appreciate?

i appreciate every single squirrel and pigeon in nyc

[gaybichon]

lertheblur replied to your photo “the victorian era was absolutely buck wild (source)”

For your BALLS

they HAD to add the pocket otherwise it would have been unspeakably erotic

[gaybichon]

lertheblur replied to your post “did you know that taylor lautner is white. he was cast as a native...”

I just had to google that and "has stated that he has "distant" Native Americanancestry (specifically Ottawa and Potawatomi) through his mother" wow that's very shady! he looks so racially ambiguous, I never would've guessed just white

yeah he’s like a mix of a bunch of european white with “distant native american ancestry” so like....................