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lmao

[therealdjqualls]

n**ples

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[therealdjqualls]

lol this site blows

[therealdjqualls]

anyways i’m back on tumblr for the first time in a few weeks or so and what the fuck is energy sword sunday

[therealdjqualls]

my main goal for today was to get sloppy wine-drunk in bed while i watch netflix and i have FAILED because as of 3:21 i am sloppy wine-drunk at my desk scrolling twitter

[therealdjqualls]

one of the most passive-aggressive things i’ve ever seen might be one of my current roommates leaving notes in the kitchen like “please keep fridge clean” and “please put away clean dishes,” ten days before moving out

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

[teenagerposts]

I thought the same thing about quicksand

[therealdjqualls]

i love stealing john mulaney jokes

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

i was watching buzzfeed unsolved and made a post i didn’t do ANYTHING similar to that white bitch

[therealdjqualls]

duly noted!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Enemy spotted

[laughterkey]

[bandtshirt]

i’m so proud of the fact that i’ve never seen la la land

[weirdnessisgood]

[browsedankmemes]

[awed-frog]

Fuck, that’s actually true: “Mr Kissinger, who allegedly orchestrated the mass bombing in Cambodia in 1969 and in Vietnam and Laos in the 1970s as secretary of state under Richard Nixon…was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973 for his efforts to conclude the Vietnam War. The award was described by critics as a move which ‘made political satire obsolete’. The Vietnam war was not over until 1975.”

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

The critic who said that was Tom Lehrer, who was known for political and social satire music (I highly recommend you look him up, he’s hilarious) and it actually did cause him to just.. stop. 

[therealdjqualls]

thought i had

due to streaming and the accessibility of all of the world’s music at the press of a finger, certain genres will likely never have another renaissance, especially metal. 100 years from now we will look at System of a Down as the last “big” metal band

[therealdjqualls]

i want to edit this post a bit: by Renaissance I mean a cultural high. Metal has had a great couple of years and the tides are only turning towards the continuation of that. I more mean that we will likely no longer have any fringe hits, that from here on out the Top 40 radio will feature exclusively the current zeitgeist of music. Today, it’s Kendrick Lamar and Ariana Grande and for some reason Post Malone, ten years from now we could see metal bands topping the charts but it’s extremely unlikely. Just that the biggest hits are going to be resigned to whatever the biggest genres are at the time. Fringe hits are almost definitely a thing of the past.

[therealdjqualls]

thought i had

due to streaming and the accessibility of all of the world’s music at the press of a finger, certain genres will likely never have another renaissance, especially metal. 100 years from now we will look at System of a Down as the last “big” metal band

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[mayothompson]

Kratom nephew

[therealdjqualls]

Donald Trump was put on this Earth to finish what George W. Bush started

choking to death on snack food