#les mis jokes

[wollstonecraft-godwin-shelley]

Keep those tables and chairs empty!

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

Also are y’all aware I got hit by a car last year?? Did I post about that???

Well I did I got hit by an Uber going to class that was funky fresh and fun so anyway

AU WHERE GRANTAIRE GETS HIT BY A FUCKING CAR ON HIS WAY TO CLASS

He needs 2 friends and a paramedic to sit him down and just

“Son I know you need to get to class but you do realize YOU WERE HIT BY A CARR”

[gundamwinglesschicken]

Me, messing up somewhere on the last chapter of Corpse Party and being forced to go back to a previous save from an hour ago:

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

To prove my point with how R/Ferre ravenclaw boyfriends is a GOOD FUCKING IDEA and just RAVENCLAW R IN GENERAL BECAUSE IM STILL PETTY

It’s been YEARS AND IM STILL PETTY

Me and my girlfriend are both ravenclaws and she’s very smart and she studies and she’s VERY stereotypical ravenclaw

Meanwhile I’m Messy Ravenclaw™️ meaning I’m very hands on and I don’t really “STUDY STUDY” because my brain just doesn’t handle information like that and I rely mainly on memory which I think R would do as well

However R taking the time to help Ferre study and doing it in fun ways that’s stimulating to both of them so they both get the information even if R doesn’t need to know the subjects Ferre learning is but he still finds them interesting

And Ferre humoring R’s strange ways of memorizing and learning tactics??

The best boyfriends

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

Enjolras' first kiss was Ferre after being drunk at a high school party at 4am behind a Chipotle where he promptly threw up right after

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

Do you think I don't know Grantaire is gay? Do you think I don't notice his teeth whitening strips and how all he talks about is Ancient Greece?

Enjolras to Courf probably

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

He had eyes bluer than my Tumblr dashboard

Grantaire talking about Enjolras probably

[grantaire-the-drunken-artist]

PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT TRANS!MARIUS (OR TRANS!ENJOLRAS) BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANON EVER AND IM TOO SWAMPED WITH WORK TO MAKE MY OWN POSTS

I GOT YOU FAM

ENJ IS SMOL

SO SMOL

like everyone thinks he’s this 6ft force of nature but hes actually like

5′3′’-4′’ and probably wears those secret wedge sneakers to be taller like 

either these where the heel is hidden 

Or these where theyre like high heel kinda things

EITHER WAY ENJOLRAS ROCKS THEM ANYWAY

my boy had Grantaire give him tattoos to go over his top surgery scars

they probably dont /cover/ them exactly as much as highlight them because I feel Enj would be that guy that puts quotes on them???

Ferre and Courf were the first people he told when he first came out and that’s why they use their last names because it was a way to refer to Enj with family around and not misgender him and it just kind of stuck after the years even after Enj changed it

Marius??? TOL BOY

A solid 6ft probably

comes from line of giants??? probably??? thts what Courf says anyway

Marius hit a second growth spurt around 22 and Enjolras will forever be salty over it 

Marius opted out of top surgery even when Courf offered to pay for it when he has more than enough money

My boy… doesn’t like the thought of surgery and knives 

he just dont 

but you can bet your ass Enjolras was that friend who made sure Marius had proper binders and used his personal experience with each brand to determine the best fit for him