#lesbian melon

[tentwars2k21]

melons are easy to open, bananari is just weak- lesbian melon

i-if you say so

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

also coming from ari, who aspires to be a pirate, i take that as a sight that banana wants to be like me- lesbian melon

yeah ari is the last person who should be using pirate as an insult

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

so the dick-shaped fruit is calling me a dick? i think that’s a bit ironic- lesbian melon

the real argument for melon superiority is that melon gets to be a part of female anatomy

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

was i really actually ever anon? i’m /the/ lesbian of camp so when lesbian melon popped up it was kind of obvious

dude a large number of people could be considered /the/ lesbian of camp, this is a dan and phil themed event

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

y’know when bananas get really brown so you just make banana bread with them? bananari is at the point where you decide they should really just get thrown away - lesbian melon

eliza has given up anon status at this point

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

why the fuck would you ever mash chives the only time you really mash an herb is when you’re muddling it and otherwise it’s very finely chopped? also fun fact: chives are in the onion family! hold them up to your eyes and experience the pain- lesbian melon

Why would you ever purposefully hold them up to your eyes Eliza are you okay

-nell

[tentwars2k21]

kelley o'hara is quaking at all the talk of smoothies - lesbian melon

I think y’all fruits should be quaking more.

-Adri

[tentwars2k21]

how rude! i had previous arrangements and told bananari that i would call her when my class was done with a solution, but it’s not particularly easy to tell someone how to make a hat out of a knitted rectangle in less than a minute- lesbian melon

Understandable, it’s all Ari’s fault.

-Adri